by Lpokie November 6, 2003
Get the ninja skills mug.Defined by splooging on a girl's face whilst she is asleep, and then quickly departing before she can discover who did it.
Must be quickly followed by "Ninja splattered, bitch!"
Must be quickly followed by "Ninja splattered, bitch!"
1) Bob: "Dude, our new pledge Rob totally ninja splattered Joanne to get in our frat."
Bill: "Ha ha that's awesome"
2) Joe jumps in through Jessica's window,lets off a huge load in her eye, then jumps back out the window, yelling "Ninja splattered, bitch!"
Bill: "Ha ha that's awesome"
2) Joe jumps in through Jessica's window,lets off a huge load in her eye, then jumps back out the window, yelling "Ninja splattered, bitch!"
by MaximumCamoflauge March 8, 2008
Get the ninja splatter mug.A delicious pub cocktail. In a large pint glass fill with:
Half a pint of Stella.
2 shots of Vodka.
Top up with Smirnoff Ice.
Half a pint of Stella.
2 shots of Vodka.
Top up with Smirnoff Ice.
by Xhysa March 9, 2008
Get the ninja death pint mug.by Jericho Kid December 26, 2010
Get the Ninja'ed mug.The act of waiting outside someones parked car to see if they leave their car open. If they do you run in after they leave, then you hot box there car. When they come back they'll think ninjas did it.
:Ay yo you here about those kids that ninja boxed my car?
:Yeah Fool those kids are from the swabbage patch kids they be keeping it treal dog.
:Yeah Fool those kids are from the swabbage patch kids they be keeping it treal dog.
by MR.Burns7530 June 30, 2011
Get the Ninja Box mug.A cyclist riding against the flow of traffic with no reflective clothing or lights especially at night.
Justin broke his collarbone because he collided with a ninja salmon that was riding towards him in the bike lane.
by BikeEasy.org September 11, 2012
Get the Ninja Salmon mug.Verb: when you're laying in bed, hungover, next to your one night stand and you need to sneak a fart.
by sherbz June 21, 2014
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