by ajk71486 April 18, 2011
Get the N.O.F.C.A. mug.Short for the "North Vancouver Snooter Shooter" it is only to be attempted by a level 4 practitioner or higher: Whilst getting head from a female originating from North Vancouver B.C. just before you climax, stand in the "I'm going to cum on your face" Position. Moments before you release, palm the female's skull like a predator, press your urethra right against one of her nostrils, and, with the precision of Luke Skywalker firing the photon torpedo into the Death Star's cooling vent. Send your blast deep into her sinuses.
by Danknugger January 1, 2014
Get the N.V.S.S. mug.acronym of "number one bitch"
by 123AC December 4, 2015
Get the n.o.b. mug.Non Boner Feature Compliment.
Compliment her on one of her features that doesn't give you a boner. Tell her how beautiful she is without mentioning features that trigger boners
Compliment her on one of her features that doesn't give you a boner. Tell her how beautiful she is without mentioning features that trigger boners
You have really nice eyes.
He was so sweet, he started the conversation with an n.b.f.c. tellin me I have a nice smile. So much better that the pathetic message I get sayin nice rack.
He was so sweet, he started the conversation with an n.b.f.c. tellin me I have a nice smile. So much better that the pathetic message I get sayin nice rack.
by DatingDisasters June 9, 2016
Get the n.b.f.c. mug.Near Fuck Experience... Coming close to fucking someone and then jetting out, or Never Fuck Experience.... like when boundaries such as corporate bullshit intervenes.
1. Dude tried to have sex with me, but I managed to get him off topic, said I had to leave, and do homework... that was a near fuck experience (N.F.E.).
2. When you end up working with someone you once told yourself you'd fuck, exchanged I.G. & Snap, but you can't now because the entire office would gossip & say you're a whore, & you'd get fired for fucking in the storage room. So instead, everyday at work you encounter flashbacks of your co-workers Snapchat penis pics.... hence, having a never fuck experience (N.F.E.).
2. When you end up working with someone you once told yourself you'd fuck, exchanged I.G. & Snap, but you can't now because the entire office would gossip & say you're a whore, & you'd get fired for fucking in the storage room. So instead, everyday at work you encounter flashbacks of your co-workers Snapchat penis pics.... hence, having a never fuck experience (N.F.E.).
by missjag April 26, 2017
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Get the N'eme mug.N’Tijah is a beautiful, courageous, spectacular, one of a kind person. She can rock whatever gender she dresses as and her hair always smells nice. She has a mind full of creative ideas. She is so easy to fall in love with and once you do it feels like you’ll never stop. She always will have your back and she never stops making you smile. Her hugs are magic and her personality is even better. If she gives you a chance don’t fuck it up because you’ll regret it.
by Grasshopper21 July 22, 2018
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