Jedi Mind Fuck 

Term used when confusion sets in or being confused by another person.

Yo Dog! Tyrell put da jedi mind fuck on him's ol' lady Leticia 'bout that other ho he doin.

Jedi Mind Fuck by Trixterjim June 8, 2005

In your mind 

To be in your mind means to be smart, and sane at the same time

Thing: *exists *
1: "I made this. "
2: "Wow! You're really in your mind! "

In your mind by A man bun May 30, 2018

One track mind

One track mind is a funny was of saying you only think about one thing. One example is men and sex.

Thomas: Man I love having sex
Peter: Uhh ok man

Next day
Thomas: Did I tell you I just had sex?
Peter: Very cool man

Next day (AGAIN)
Thomas: Did you know sex is the BEST thing ever?
Peter: Did I ever tell you you have a one track mind?!

One track mind by Uesnsnsh urbakdebsjdjsso April 23, 2019

Cvs Mind games 

When someone working at cvs tells you that you have change even when you know u don't so that u'll go over to them and they can rape u

That bitch was trying to play cvs mind games

Cvs Mind games by The Big L April 15, 2004

Greek Mind Games 

Normally used to describe a favour that is not actually a real favour. Someone who countlessly needs to remind you that they are looking out for you, when they are really not. The individual is more often than not Greek and extremely arrogant.

Human 1: Buddy(gino voice), you just dropped your five dollar bill on the floor.

Human 2: Oh, thanks dude, appreciate that.

Human 1: See what I do for you r'e, now your family can eat because of me.

Human 2: Fuck you jerk, don't play your Greek Mind Games with me.

Greek Mind Games by x1940coupex January 20, 2007

woke mind virus 

A neurological disease that causes people to become woke liberals. Symptoms include:
-being LGBT
-using pronouns
-dyed hair
-frequenting Starbucks
-hating traditional values like chewing tobacco and epic bacon
-easily getting offended by everything
-worshiping Obama

Bajookieland and Turkmenistan are the few countries with no cases of the woke mind virus. Therefore, if you visit those places, you will have no chance of getting infected.

"In my country, Bajookieland, no one's even heard of being woke. ... the emperors of Bajookieland cut off all access to the Internet from our country; and no Internet means no chance of getting infected with the woke mind virus."

woke mind virus by Built the Obamids April 24, 2023

The Jedi Mind Trick 

When banging your partner, you repeatedly shout "I'm NOT fucking you, I'm NOT fucking you".

She was sleepy and I was too lazy to get the condoms, so, I used the jedi mind trick after pleasuring her.

The Jedi Mind Trick by johnny youknow September 8, 2012