Jumbo Midget

An oxymoron describing a a giant midget.

You: "Damn, look at that short giant! "
Your Friend: "That's not a short giant its a Jumbo Midget."

by Vladimir Ruiz July 7, 2011

Green Midget

A Green Midget is a midget that's green and looks like a Shrek Jr. Most Green Midgets are easily upset and constantly whining about how hard it is being a short ogre for a living.

"Whaaaaaaaaaaaa! Oi oy hayt beyin a showrt baby shrek! WABABABABABA!"

Did you see that "Green Midget" walking down the street?
Yeah, that's Gorglamene, we call him Baby Shrek.

by OgreMingle August 31, 2018

Midje't

A French midget with curly brown hair. The name originated in San Antonio TX by a Crew member.

Shut the fuck up Midje't.

by leebuck2 April 15, 2003

midgify

to make something small enough for a short person or midget.

The kitchen shelves are too high up; I need to midgify the kitchen so I can reach the cabinets.

by YEAHgymnast January 5, 2009

midgnit

A much smaller than average baby.

Poor little Luka's a midgnit.

by Angelo January 23, 2004

midiget dick

When a large man has a penis that is not in proportion to his body size.

Yeah michaellee33 has such a migiget dick

by George W Bush. and i approve this message April 12, 2005

Ass Midget

a person who is short tempered, good sense of humor, short, and an ass.

Lynn can be such an Ass Midget.

by A.Giant. February 8, 2009