Martin

A man with a dad bod. Most dads with this name think everyone’s moms want him. He likes to change girls like he changes his underwear. You can find him at home watching boxing while swiping on dating apps. If you run into a Martin please turn the other way.

Martin! You don’t even have Netflix to chill.

by Y’all heard November 24, 2021

Logan Martin

Usually a range likes to stur as much shit as humanly possible.

Josh is causing so much shit we should call him Logan Martin

by Texsully August 25, 2016

Martin Wiebe

That's a friend that anyone has, that is very clever and autistic.

Yo you are a Martin Wiebe

by ShawtyLikeAmelody June 14, 2020

Slippery Martin

Its when a girl looks at a cock and is repulsed.

"Man I had a slippery martin last night, now I know for sure I'm a lesbo."

by Dirty D The Baffeler King November 28, 2009

Blake Martin

Sauciest of saucy dudes. Will crack any card that comes his way. Blake Martin is widely known for being the most lowkey as well

Yeo what’s good Blake Martin

Blake’s a demon

by Barry Mahogany January 30, 2020

Catholic Martin

He has knowledge of demons, corny, he calls his girlfriend. He is religious, but not in a bad way, he's one of the good ones. His faith gives you faith. He wears glasses sometimes. He can't cook, but he can clean.

Catholic Martin, why are you gae?

by Deejohn September 3, 2023

Martin odegaard

The best footballer to ever grace the field and pass the ball to Jesus or Martinelli or even Saka.The abouslate G.O.A.T in my opinion ofcourse

Martin odegaard is the best living footballer

by Romanian Silassssssssssssss June 29, 2023