maria uvalle

little titties

omg she has maria uvalle

by you can’t suck your dads tits October 5, 2020

Maria Withdrawal

A condition caused by prolonged absence from a woman named Maria. Typical symptoms include loss of appetite, loss of motivation, mood swings, insomnia, and frequent texting to Maria. Symptoms appear within 2-3 days of separation and worsen as the lack of Maria persists.

Symptoms are more severe when the Maria you know is smart, beautiful, athletic, and you share an emotional connection.

This is a lifelong condition. The only cure is to spend time with Maria again.

My world feels incomplete. I’m demotivated and struggle to focus on simple tasks. I think I’m beginning to develop Maria Withdrawal, because I’ve not seen her in over a week.

by LivingWithReality August 14, 2022

Maria

The most successful person to ever exist,everyone loves Maria.

Maria is the best

by Mishmash234 December 11, 2022

Maria

Maria Beatriz Rodrigues Reis também conhecida como Maria b13 é uma pessoa que gosta de ladrar para as outras, tem bué mania, e tá fodida para o teste de geometria

"temos de falar ali com a nossa amiga rit...maria desculpa para nos ajudar com o beta 13"

by mazzzz gatoo November 21, 2021

Maria Joao Couto

Funny girl that does the best puns!

Maria Joao Couto does the best puns, ahahahaha.

by Mariah_dont_carey_funny_98 November 22, 2021

maria

maria is gorg confident bitch n i’m a maria lmao seeing what ppl have to say abt my name is insane i’ve only seen good stuff wth. almost cried. from happiness ofc

“oh my look at her she’s so gorg. must be a maria”

by ifuckinglovejakegyllenhaal May 6, 2021

Laura-Maria

Where to start...? First of all, Laura Maria's are very smart and always know a piece of advice or an answer to a question. In addition, Laura-Maria's are very pretty and hot that they also show. I hope there-Where to start...? First of all, Laura Maria's are very smart and always know a piece of advice or an answer to a question. In addition, Laura-Maria's are very pretty and hot that they also show. I hope that everyone has a Laura-Maria because they are also very helpful

Me:Ugh I don't understand this!
Laura-Maria:Should I explain it to you?

Me:Yes that would be so nice, thank you!
Laura-Maria:No problem!

by ilovemylife123456789 November 22, 2021