preventative masturbation

VERB. Masturbating so as to prevent wet dreams and/or untimely hard ons.

Dude, I can't believe you had a wet dream last night! You really should start using preventative masturbation.

by batman1234567654321 April 5, 2010

salt master

a guy who is always salty or negative.The people he cares about are the ones he treats the worst cause he doesnt know how to show emotion and gets aggravated.Be careful the salt is contagious.

That question was so mean the salt master definitely wrote that on my formspring

by Nicolecanread June 7, 2010

Management Masterbation

When Management does something purely for their gratification that will produce nothing.

Team building exersizes, employee surveys are just a few examples of management masterbation.

by jayray59 May 6, 2010

Cherry Mash

A glutenous chunk of chocolate covered cherry "candy". It will stop your heart in a matter of seconds.

Found in boxes containing around 300 chocolate candies around the size of a softball.

Dude 1: You trying to offer me some Cherry Mash?
Dude 2: Sure!

(Dude 1 bites into Cherry Mash)

Dude 1: I don't feel so good.
Dude 2: You don't look so good.
Dude 1: ARGH MY HEART!

Dude 1 dies.

by thefakelk March 3, 2011

Fart Mask

Noun. To pull ones shirt up over ones nose in a sometimes vain attempt to block noxious ass fumes from entering ones nose.

Shelly just farted so I had to pull my shirt up over my nose to create a fart mask.

"Dude, Bill farted!"

*Pulls shirt over nose*
"Sweet, got yer fart mask on I see!"

by spiralings March 6, 2012

giana masso

a very radical person with a heart of gold who loves the walking dead and breaking bad, she goes out of her way to make others happy. synonyms are kind,nice, and whole hearted

aw she is such a giana masso

by jswaggieee December 1, 2013

fridge master

The all knowing protector of self-cooled refreshment apparatus. He who is named Fridge Master will and shall defend the refrigerants with not only his life, but with his soul. The Fridge Master is also appointed the ability to instantly materialize any refrigerated item from thin air, allowing him or her never to starve or dehydrate. As well as fridge magic, he can also sense when a fridge is being tampered with, and can instantly freeze the intruder.

Throughout the time that the self-contained refrigeration device was invented, only three people have ever held the title as Fridge Master: Albert Einstein, who held the title for 23 years, John F. Kennedy, who was appointed temporary Fridge-ship due to high risk of himself being assassinated, and a third Master, who remains nameless even today.

Not much is known about these mysterious Coolant Warlocks. Any and all research into the matter has been silenced harshly by either the government or otherwise. All that is known for certain is that there is a higher power, a silent protector, a watchful guardian, that is never late, nor is he early. He is always on time to make sure your refrigerated items are safe from harm.

Guy 1: Did you hear that someone at the University tried to mess with people's food in the cafeteria? Police said they found his body completely frozen, with one hand on the refrigerator door

Guy 2: The Fridge Master works in mysterious ways.

by FridgeFollower28 January 22, 2014