hairy macaroni

an STD achieved by dropping hair on your friend's macaroni

Dude 1: *eating macaroni*
Dude 2: *drops hair on his macaroni*
Dude 1: dude wtf, you just gave me hairy macaroni...
Dude 2: ah my bad man, you should go see a doctor about that...

by willBIRDMAN March 22, 2011

owen macdougal

A manipulative asshole who will never find true happiness because the tumblr, skinny ass, weed addicted, big titted, dick suckers he so desperately wants dont exist and if they did they would never go for him because girls want a guy who doesnt make them feel completely worthless, fat, ugly, stupid and so gut wrenchingly lonely that they have no reason but to settle for his belittling ways and suffer in silence as their soul slowly whittles away to dust he would use in his next role-up. No, they want a caring, generous man who will great them with the respect and love they deserve. This is far from an owen macdougal. STAY AWAY.

That guys an absolute asshole to her, he must be owen macdougal. Only he can throw away his only chance of happiness over her minuscule imperfections.

by hattinlyf July 29, 2014

yeparoni macaroni

A strange and fun term for 'yes I would like macaroni'

"Hey, do you want macaroni?"
"Yeparoni macaroni"

by yeparoni macaroni July 11, 2016

Hitlers macaroni

When you put macaroni in the microwave and it burns. Then feeding it to a person who is Jewish

Aww damn Jimmy gave me a plate of hitlers macaroni

by Micro Jew May 21, 2016

mr macdonald

someone who is absolutely positive and always says ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC

HEAD TEACHER absolute fantastic
CLASS sappin mr macdonald

by weed man 420 October 1, 2017

Jenny MacDonald

A snake that unplugs your ps4 controller

She’s just like a Jenny MacDonald.

by Don’t take this literally December 23, 2017

Limp macaroni

a shaft (curved dick) that long, big but very brittle and snaps really easily

Dude nice limp macaroni.

by Will he bonk ya January 6, 2018