“I got fired and now I have to shill for the conservatives so I don’t have to be a slave like the rest of the peasants 😢” ~ Fine one “classical liberal” who doesn’t have this exact backstory.... Go ahead.... I’ll wait... I actually DARE you to find a single one that doesn’t have this backstory. Classical liberals are the “Vindicators” of modern society.
Hym “Hey, Classical liberal... what do you believe?”
Classical liberal “Well, I believe whatever I need to believe to wield my grotesquely limited skill set against the populous...”
Hym “But what do you REALLY believe?”
Classical liberal “wHaT dO yOu mEaN bY bElIeVe!?!?!?”
Hym “Tsssk 🤦 ♂️.... Jesus Christ... Yeah... I see why you were fired... Ok. Hold on... Ok, I just started a business. You’re officially my first employee.”
Classical liberal “No thanks I...”
Hym “You’re fired.... Aw God, yeah...That’s better. Sorry but it’s almost impossible to NOT fire someone as tedious as you, I mean, holy shit! 😩 That feels so much better!”
Classical liberal “Iam! Please you have to hire me I’ll say whatever you want! 😭”
Iam “Wha... I... I don’t own a business. What are you... You didn’t even want the job! Stop... You're getting snot on me...”
Classical Liberal “PLEASE!!” 😭
Iam “I... I don’t know what to do here... You got fired by Hym so now you’re groveling at my feet for a job because... I’m the opposite? You don’t have to... I think he’s doing a bit... Are... Are you a part of the bit? I don’t understand what’s happening here...”
Hym “He can’t help it Iam... It’s in his nature. You have to hire him. If you don’t he’ll have to be like everyone else and work for his money! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!”
Classical liberal “Well, I believe whatever I need to believe to wield my grotesquely limited skill set against the populous...”
Hym “But what do you REALLY believe?”
Classical liberal “wHaT dO yOu mEaN bY bElIeVe!?!?!?”
Hym “Tsssk 🤦 ♂️.... Jesus Christ... Yeah... I see why you were fired... Ok. Hold on... Ok, I just started a business. You’re officially my first employee.”
Classical liberal “No thanks I...”
Hym “You’re fired.... Aw God, yeah...That’s better. Sorry but it’s almost impossible to NOT fire someone as tedious as you, I mean, holy shit! 😩 That feels so much better!”
Classical liberal “Iam! Please you have to hire me I’ll say whatever you want! 😭”
Iam “Wha... I... I don’t own a business. What are you... You didn’t even want the job! Stop... You're getting snot on me...”
Classical Liberal “PLEASE!!” 😭
Iam “I... I don’t know what to do here... You got fired by Hym so now you’re groveling at my feet for a job because... I’m the opposite? You don’t have to... I think he’s doing a bit... Are... Are you a part of the bit? I don’t understand what’s happening here...”
Hym “He can’t help it Iam... It’s in his nature. You have to hire him. If you don’t he’ll have to be like everyone else and work for his money! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!”
by Hym Iam November 23, 2022
Get the Classical liberalmug. A fucking dumbass, that’s what
by KillingBirds September 26, 2021
Get the Liberalmug. Most common attack used by Alt Right to protect the Republicans. It's a parody of attack used by All Might in anime Boku No Hero Academia
by Drocitto123 May 30, 2019
Get the Liberal Smashmug. by Kissmyblackyansh November 13, 2020
Get the The Great Liberatormug. by Gator bait July 26, 2021
Get the Liberalsmug. Like Marxism, It advocates for the removal of not just capitalism through the means of a worker revolution, but the state as a whole. Its economy will be nonexistent, everyone will starve, and the happiness will be nothing but zero. The only source of Income will be through debate streams with Popular Alt Right Figure, Steven The Swastika Bonnell II, and through interactions with Known Jew Liberal Ian Kochinski. The only topics will be how everyone is just a clone of the other, and they will both defend paedophilia, citing out of context clips as the main reason for being villified. But they're very different people. Probably.
"Hey Man, this whole nazism and socialism thing is cringe. How about we study Anarcho Marxism Liberalism with Vaushist Characteristics?."
"Bro, are you a fag?."
"Bro, are you a fag?."
by thiscouldalsobematthewcastro July 22, 2022
Get the Anarcho Marxism Liberalism with Vaushist Characteristicsmug. Liberalism is supposed to be, imho, defined as morally bankrupt, socio-culturally perverted, historically inaccurate, genetically unpatriotic, psychologically manipulative, medically unfit, educationally failed, mentally hypocritical, professionally dysfunctional, religiously sinful, pathologically conniving, financially insolvent, legally criminal and, above all else, sexually amoral
by Sexydimma December 27, 2017
Get the liberalismmug.