knob

A vagina

I want to touch your knob baby.....

by lksjdflhzsdf December 29, 2018

knob lather

Frothy cum on the tip of an aroused penis

This conversation has caused me a bit of a knob lather.

by Reginald Moist June 19, 2014

Knob jockey

A man who hypothetically rides the cock of others so much it's like his job similar to how a jockey rides a horse

Holy shit Ben is such a knob jockey,look he gave Steven and Paul a pack of sweets again today

by Nigward 2 November 30, 2019

knob sack

A massive set of bollocks used as an insult in British culture

A massive set of bollocks on you lad

Guy-1 hey did you see what Matt has
Guy-2 no I haven’t what is it
Guy-1 he’s got a massive knob sack

by Haydon 08 August 13, 2023

knowledge knob

An individual who appears to know the answer to everything, or to be sufficiently well versed in the art of bullshitting to give the illusion that they do. Over time such individuals can become highly revered in society, attaining influential positions and status.

Employee 1 - "Beardie, you old fuckwitt, what does this document mean?"

Employee 2 - "Haa Harrr - fuck only knows, why don't you go and ask Mooj? He's a right old knowledge knob, and no mistake.. qualiteeeeee!"

by The Poison Dwarf August 3, 2010

Knob hung

The female variant of pussy whipped.

Ever since she took up with Tim, she doesnt go out at all. She is so knob hung

by Sergeant Shank December 2, 2018

knob twat

Knob Twat - someone who is a complete dick and cunt at the same time.

Can also be a fucking big Knob twat

See that guy over there? He is the biggest knob twat I’ve ever met.

by Cheekygirl69 September 10, 2018