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Katie

Katie has the most amazing cock ever, it is so big and girthy and you can feel it throb inside of you like a bass guitar being shoved into your ass. Her cock is forever growing, so much so that she has to trim it once a month, she likes to keep it at 18 inches ( so do i ;) )
Boy 1: why are you in the hospital?
Boy 2: i was just with Katie last night but it was soooo worth it
Boy 1: niiiiiice
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Katie Holmes

A minor actress who was so obsessed with Tom Cruise since she was a teen. She had a poster of him on her wall. She because an actress and starred in dreck like 'Dawson's' and some forgettable flicks. She met Tom Cruise during the Aughts and every time you watched the tube or surfed the net, you'd see pics of them smooching under a table, on a floor, against a wall, everywhere. He was 43, she was 26 and a virgin (supposedly). Converting to Tom's Scientology cult, they held a shotgun wedding that her Catholic parents didn't even bother attending. After giving birth to daughter Suri and Tom eating her placenta, they later divorced. Now she dates/chases other movie stars so she is one of the most notorious STARFUCKERS around today. She sold her soul for this. A total sellout.
1. Katie Holmes was a cute young lady when she chased Tom Cruise/Cruz. now as a starfuck single mom, she's looking tired and isn't getting too much Hollyweird work lately. But she got that Big Fat Money and child support. Yeah yeah yeah.

2. One of my hobbies is astronomy and during the late Aughts a comet named Holmes (after it's discoverer) experienced an unexpected ice explosion on its head, making a nice display in binoculars. My friends and family joked about Comet Holmes being 'prettier than Sherlock Holmes, Larry Holmes (80s boxing champ with NO ego) and Katie Holmes'. I said, 'Of course Comet Holmes is 'prettier than Katie, she's just a gold-digging dumb starfucker'. Then I got dirty looks.
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Katie

So gorgeous she’s absolutely perfect even though she thinks she’s not I can’t stop thinking about her she’s so beautiful I can’t comprehend it she’s the definition of a perfect human being I love her so much I’ll never forget her
I love Katie
by Grizz420 May 8, 2022
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Katie Mcgrath

An Irish actress loved by many mentally ill teenage girls who didn't get enough attention from their mothers growing up and who's name nobody can pronounce.
I want to get into katie mcgrath's pants

Katie Mcgrath is hot
by Praise Morgana May 16, 2023
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Vibre kadibre

Just for those times where something is soo retarded that you cant use any other word
Thats a vibre kadibre
by Pussyslayer420(EATTHATPUSSY445 December 20, 2020
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2 am katie

1. (noun) someone in their feels late at night

2. (verb) talking to someone late at night while in your feels

(Katie is to be replaced by your name)
ex 1. 2 am Katie is coming out

ex 2. I'm about to 2 am Katie him
by Me probably at 3 am June 24, 2018
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Katie naked

An extremely unattractive human spotty forehead with no clothes on. Masquerading as a slut showing off her extremely small breasts.
Something no-one wants to see.
Also an ancient torture deemed too horrible to ever use again.
Ew.
"You know what? Katie naked."
"Omg ewwwww!"
by What am I like? March 26, 2008
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