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Julian Ruiz 

This triflin' colombian mothafucka with expired green card livin' in mama's basement. He's white as fuck but calls all his beaner friends "ma g" "ma nigga" and is fucking obsessed with Taco Bell, his fat fuckin ass Will fuck anything he sees and likes to internet hoe it up with fat black hoodrat bitches.
Him: "wat up ma g wats good u lookin to get it in ma nigga"
You: "Shut the fuck up poser ass Julian Ruiz"
Julian Ruiz by Mista Bunny September 24, 2011

Julian Smith 

Can only be described as totally awsome. Is a name for any body you look up to or want to be. Is also the only human form of Chuck Norris.
ex.

I want to be just like Julian Smith.
Julian Smith by flurpel November 26, 2010

julianni 

Super cute girl with lots of sass ,her looks will get the best of you, she loves her friends and will do anything for them she will probably get more mad at you if u mess with her friends than if u mess with her,but if u do, u will regret it forever!!
"don't worry i got yo back girl
(julianni walks away)
typicial Julianni"
julianni by juju2003 January 2, 2016

Julianny 

A cute kind girl that is popular and everyone crushes on her she is kind funny and she can look mean and big and bad cuz she is she the most funniest person and also you can talk shit about ppl with her

She is the best friend anyone can ask for
Julianny i love you and you are the best also this goes to Juliannypaguada
Julianny by Elijah and pat January 21, 2019
juliana is a beautiful young women and is a fantastic person!!
juliana is a beautiful and amazing girl!!
juliana by makynzie winsman January 3, 2017

Julian Barratt

Tall hunky northener usually found with the man lady electro poof Noel Fielding and stars as the character Howard Moon opposite Noel Fielding's Vince Noir in The Mighty Boosh.
Janet:Oh my god was that Julian Barratt.
Jane:Yes now get off me.
Janet: I love him I must tell him.
Jane: He's got a girlfriend and kids.
Janet: The restraining order say's no but his eyes his tiny little eyes they say yes.
Jane:Wow you seem to have finally lost it.
Julian Barratt by Alicia3000 March 9, 2008

Julian Casablancas

first thing that comes to mind...hot hot hot...man o man is that man ever sexy.

Let's add on the fact that he's the lead singer for the strokes and the fact that whenever you look into those beautiful smouldering eyes you just want to jump on him, and what have you got...????

...well plainly put, a rock god. Actually that doesn't do him justice...let's add in the magic word....a rock/sex god.
staring at that picture on your ceiling sure makes waking up ten times better
Julian Casablancas by Monica P. April 26, 2004