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When you're in debt with someone, so you have to do chores to make up for it.
A known quote from Grand Theft Auto IV
A known quote from Grand Theft Auto IV
Roman: I kick all the asses that play me, they call me The Janitor!
Niko: Because you can pay your debts and they make you mop the floor? Incredible.
Niko: Because you can pay your debts and they make you mop the floor? Incredible.
by A Idiot in a Village August 28, 2019
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by Muddy_123 December 19, 2008
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by yagurlallison November 27, 2016
Get the Jonathan mug.A sex position consisting of boy on bottom and girl riding on top - both the boy and girl are smoking a joint thus, Double Jointed.
"i seriously can't wait to try Double Jointed with him"
"dude ya, it's sooo great getting high and having sex AT THE SAME TIME!"
"dude ya, it's sooo great getting high and having sex AT THE SAME TIME!"
by stonermike420breh August 3, 2011
Get the Double Jointed mug.Another word for an amazing liar. No lie, a Jonathan makes the polygraph look like a bitch. . Tends to be mediocre-looking, with a boring personality and cruel intentions, but somehow managed to snag hot chicks his entire life up until recently (probably because he's good at playing the nice guy which goes hand-in-hand with the lying). But it soon becomes painfully obvious that the Jonathan is not interested in pretty girls, except for social status. They much prefer ugly girls who clean a lot. A Jonathan excels at stealing these ugly girls from his "friends" and tends to wife them up because he sucks at cleaning. DO NOT, under any circumstances, trust a Jonathan around your homely, housewife fiancée. Next thing you know, you'll be finding her oversized panties behind the couch from when they're hooking up while you're at work. Or better yet, DO let these guys come around if you're engaged to a heffa you're trying to get rid of. A Jonathan will take the grenade for you, so despite all his other shitty qualities, this makes him a real wingman.
Jonathans can be easily identified by their blue eyes and standoffish personalities. You also might find them in the company of a single alpha male friend whose behavior the Jonathan will try to emulate, and fail miserably at. But you will not normally find a Jonathan in a large crowd, for they terrify him. Also, most people think Jonathan is a giant douche canoe.
Jonathans can be easily identified by their blue eyes and standoffish personalities. You also might find them in the company of a single alpha male friend whose behavior the Jonathan will try to emulate, and fail miserably at. But you will not normally find a Jonathan in a large crowd, for they terrify him. Also, most people think Jonathan is a giant douche canoe.
"I don't know how that guy went from a hot, awesome chick like that last one to the loose, pasty, busted slut he's dating now. He must be a Jonathan."
"That Jonathan did me a huge solid when he stole my whale of a fiancée. Turns out, I'm actually not a huge fan of busted looking faces and being nagged for dumb shit all the time. Thanks Jonathan! You the real MVP."
"That Jonathan did me a huge solid when he stole my whale of a fiancée. Turns out, I'm actually not a huge fan of busted looking faces and being nagged for dumb shit all the time. Thanks Jonathan! You the real MVP."
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