Felicity Johns

Young and youthful a great friend and alway has a shoulder to lean on when you need it. She gives the best cuddles and is always fun to be around

Felicity Johns is the best friend.

by Oldchick April 14, 2020

Please no johns

When someone was making excuses to win an argument or an excuse to win an argument, say please no johns.

Person one: If my neutral air actually connected I would've wo-

Reggie: please no johns.

by 9dohead October 7, 2020

John Effect

The phenomenon of a particular champion on the other team getting extremely fed and carrying their team, then having the same champion in your next game be a feeder for your team.

dat xerath went 21/0/616 cuz my tem did knotz buy MR but den i queued wit john then we went 1/23/1, i just got john effected

by XJohn601 December 26, 2011

Ralphy John

the act of spontaneously shitting your pants while projectile vomiting.

While at the movies sarah ralphy johned everywhere, not only dirtying the seat, but the man in front of her.

by devlin365 October 23, 2011

Coppa John's

Another name for Papa Johns, Coppa John's is notorious for their nosy delievery drivers who call the police on their pot smoking customers.

Did you hear about the medical marijuana patient in Aurora colorodo who called papa johns and the delivery guy called the cops?

Oh shit! Boycott Coppa John's!

by 11godhhsul October 5, 2011

John Paradise

a dark mostly unknown phanomene living in the trap house of Schnörwangens. He is besties with Kirsten and gets along with cows very well. His name comes from "John Deere", he likes to wear cappie of this brand
He likes them fine fine pickles out of the fine jar.
Cheese, ham, no fish for john.
Lunch at heidi is also always a pleasure
Secretly in love with Tim schnörwangen, jealous at Lina Rabe.

John paradise is a shy king cowboy sweetie
"My John is paradise."
"Are you going to spohler krug inventurparty?- j.p. Shakes head"
"Moin"

by A fine pickle jar February 11, 2023

John Delaney

A person you never heard of who asks for your support.

“You want me to support you? Dude, you’re a John Delaney to me. I’ve never even heard of you.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023