fixin the ole itch

verb, getting it on, pure hard core sex

Friend 1: So were you "fixin the ole itch" last night?
Friend 2: Totally man, it was the best, we went all night.

by THEwordmaker2 November 16, 2011

My balls are itchy

A boner

When you have a boner but there are people around and you don't want them to find out so you say "my balls are itchy" so your friends can distract them

by Kalebbear June 29, 2017

Grao's itch

An itch occuring specifically to balls of celebrities, leading to awkward scenarios or positions which are too sore to be avoided even while being on camera. These awkward moments are then immaculately captured and posted on social media. The itch is named after famous internet personality who first captured Indian politician Kejriwal doing such an act.

Vinny: Those ball tampering photos of Kejriwal were funny

Me: Grao's itch gets them all

by hellslyne April 2, 2018

Builder's Itch

Builder's itch is when someone (usually employed in a engineering carrer, applies to people very active in creation communities yet not employed in the field) has an unshakable "itch" in the back of their mind compelling them to make or build something. Take it as a machinist building a "car" out of an old engine he had lying around and a children's peddal car

Tl:Dr - When a builder or creater has an excessive want to build/create something

John: Man, ever since I finished that robotics competition I've had a builder's itch

Ian: Me too man. Wanna' go build a baseball launcher with scrap?

John: Hell Yeah!

by Ya boi LQIM December 4, 2018

my pepe itches

It's a pretty dank meme. At the end of the video, he does some weird shit with his legs.

My pepe itches.

by Fat tight pus April 10, 2019

my back itches

U feel a slight tickle on ur back, then it gets annoying and u scratch but can’t reach

Mom, my back itches, help!

by typxcal September 28, 2019

Seven mile itch

Itchy anus which occurs when you’re at least seven miles walk away from a toilet. Usually due to being one wipe short of a clean bum.

I had dump just before the half marathon started. The bog roll was like tracing paper! I got halfway round and got the seven mile itch! I spent the last 6 miles scratching my ring piece and the next 6 hours with my Harris in a bowl of warm water!

by Nuphagus March 14, 2020