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Car Insid-'er Joke

A specific type of joke where you name a part from a very specific model/year of car as part of a sex joke.
'I can't bust a nut without a poster of 2001 Toyata Corolla wrapped around my head'

'Well, I can't orgasm without a windshield wipe of a 1998 Bentley Arnage up my ass.'

'Those are Car Insid-'er Jokes'
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Blackfell incident

BLACKFELL INCIDENT: a shorthand term describing any sort of incredibly unfortunate yet completely organic situation brought on by a storyteller, of which the player had little to no conscious involvement in.
Player:wow punching chemfuel is a Blackfell incident
by Matmatis2 November 14, 2021
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matilda incident

when you get super drunk (on a school trip) and you have to leave the party. But then your friend gives you passata(pomidorowa) and your vomit looks like raindbow. Then you get caught by your teacher with your head in the backet filled with pink vomit.
Person 1: Do you want to repeate the matilda incident?
Matilda: Yes, give me passata(pomidorowa).
by edrop November 21, 2021
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Alexandria Incident

Alexandria Incidents are massive losses of data that intentionally or unintentionally take down part or the whole of a service's data at once.

Geocities died intentionally, and the loss was the death of the whole service, and thus is considered an A type Alexandria Incident.

The Myspace Data Loss Incident was unintentional, and was the loss of only a portion of the service, and thus is considered a B type Alexandria Incident.

The Tumblr porn ban was intentional, and was a loss of only a portion of the service, and is thus a C type

The Theoretical D type, where the data loss was unintentional and resulted in service wide data loss happens usually to small scale services, or large services in their early days, I do not know of many good examples of this if any

The name, Alexandria Incident, comes from the burning of the library of Alexandria.
another example classification: the death of Flipnote Hatena was an A type Alexandria Incident.
by lucyferous August 3, 2023
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Shrimpass Incident

Or more informatively: Uncle Edwards Shrimp in ass Incident

It’s where Uncle Edward (the femo herself) finally gets a bitch but his dick is too small to fit inside either her vaginal or anal so Tyrone came in with his big african drumstick to fuck edwards bitch and has Uncle Edward to watch like a cuckold.

Moral of the Incident: Uncle Edward gets no bitches

Half-Credit: WWW.COMPASS
Braden was in the Shrimpass Incident
by Fishnuggets66 September 29, 2023
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Sinkgate Incident of 2023

The Sinkgate Incident of 2023 unfolded on a chilly December 2nd evening in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, creating controversy in the city's social scene. At a lively party on redacted Street, attended by a diverse mix of people, Suspect 1 was initially just one of the revelers. However, as the night progressed, the bathroom sink was unexpectedly shattered, and suspicions fell on Suspect 1, escalating when sensational allegations of a related sexual encounter emerged.

"Sinkgate" dominated conversations in Philadelphia, sparking debates on party etiquette, responsibility, and property respect. It gained attention on social media and in local news.

Investigators grappled with the truth behind the broken sink and the allegations, raising questions about personal responsibility in the context of a party. Legal proceedings followed, including debates on the relevance of sexual allegations in Suspect 1's trial.

In the end, "Sinkgate" was a reminder that actions have consequences, even in moments of celebration. It prompted discussions about individual rights and responsibilities during communal gatherings, leaving a lasting impact on Philadelphia's collective consciousness.
Me: Have you ever heard of the Sinkgate Incident of 2023
Him: Nah. What's that.
by sinkgate919 December 16, 2023
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Co-incidents

Two different incidents that occur consecutively.
They acted together collectively on the co-incidents.
by Mr X Shun November 15, 2023
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