Sexual position in which three or more people assemble single file, on all fours and place their faces in the person in front's butt cheeks. Each person in the chain then proceeds to deficate into the following person's mouth, with the last person ending the chain with their's falling to the floor.
Thus completing the Human Centipede.
Thus completing the Human Centipede.
Guy #1: Bro, picked up two hookers the other day and they asked me to be The human Centipede head.
Guy #2: What the fuck?! Did you do it?
Guy #1: ...
Guy #2: What the fuck?! Did you do it?
Guy #1: ...
by Reke August 28, 2013
Get the The Human Centipede mug.A group of people lay side by side covered in body oil. They must lay on their stomach and be completely nude. The speediest friend you have must take a speedy running start and dive across their bodies with his/her tongue out. Hopefully they have a large enough tongue to get a lick of every butt. At the end of the slide, a large man must have his butthole raised up just enough so that your face lands in a stinky pile of garbage.
The first eight buttholes of this Human Slip and Slide were fine, but that huge guy at the end made my whole face stink like someone dragged their stinky nutsack across it.
by Sally Crapbasket July 9, 2009
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Pronunciation: 'nu hyü-m&n' Function: noun/adjective
A 'New Human' (nex hyuman) is primarily someone who belongs to or was born after Generation Y. That's anyone born after 1978 and onwards. What makes them new is simply the fact that they have or are witnessing life in an
Indescribably unique time that also has been dubbed the mtv/net Generations where technology, culture, physical things, people, and places have all begun to merge which has spawned informatively, mentally, socially, and physically more demanding evolutions of lifestyle taken on by people that are seemingly considered to be smarter, stronger, faster, etc... based on what all has been available to them since the economic boom of the early nineteen 80's.
Another fact, which makes them new, is that since generation x, the entire World has not yet been able to agree upon a single classification for each
generation. They've each had more than a few names while the numbers of terms keep rising as the spread of confusion increases via uncontrollable global communications. These people are most definitely going to define 'The Adaptive Age' which starts at the end of the millennial generation (2003) and ends in 2025 approximately. These will be the leaders of a new breed but New Humans shall continue on being born for much time after 2025. At least until another breed of greater more uniquely different human is announced.
A 'New Human' (nex hyuman) is primarily someone who belongs to or was born after Generation Y. That's anyone born after 1978 and onwards. What makes them new is simply the fact that they have or are witnessing life in an
Indescribably unique time that also has been dubbed the mtv/net Generations where technology, culture, physical things, people, and places have all begun to merge which has spawned informatively, mentally, socially, and physically more demanding evolutions of lifestyle taken on by people that are seemingly considered to be smarter, stronger, faster, etc... based on what all has been available to them since the economic boom of the early nineteen 80's.
Another fact, which makes them new, is that since generation x, the entire World has not yet been able to agree upon a single classification for each
generation. They've each had more than a few names while the numbers of terms keep rising as the spread of confusion increases via uncontrollable global communications. These people are most definitely going to define 'The Adaptive Age' which starts at the end of the millennial generation (2003) and ends in 2025 approximately. These will be the leaders of a new breed but New Humans shall continue on being born for much time after 2025. At least until another breed of greater more uniquely different human is announced.
by Garrett Sawyer August 16, 2006
Get the New Human mug.Basic human rights is a catch-all term, mostly used by the ideological left wing, used to describe whatever social issue is topical this week as somehow beyond criticism.
Often uses false equivalencies, like the idea that healthcare, the act of preserving and celebrating life, includes abortion, the act of killing a child whom is financially inconvenient.
Often uses false equivalencies, like the idea that healthcare, the act of preserving and celebrating life, includes abortion, the act of killing a child whom is financially inconvenient.
Restaurant: We will not serve you as you have donated to an organization that denies LGBTQ2SIAA+ people their Basic Human Rights!
Me: Bro I just gave $20 to the Salvation Army. I will use the money I would have spent on your food to donate to them again.
Me: Bro I just gave $20 to the Salvation Army. I will use the money I would have spent on your food to donate to them again.
by Pylot December 7, 2022
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Get the The human Race mug.Sexual act involving the connection of three human beings via face to bung hole. Much like the human centipede yet one decerning factor, the legs and arms of the particpants must be cut off or missing prior. In most cases the spines are broken to simulate proper worm moving mechanisms.
Man last night sucked I got stuck as the caboose in our human worm and now require prosthetic legs and arms, she was not worth it.
by Gombeek October 19, 2010
Get the Human worm mug.When someone exits a shower or bath and proceeds to lay their body directly on top of you, without drying off first.
Him: "Take off that duvet girl, I've got that good human wet blanket coming your way"
Her: "Fine, but I hope this results in me being wet from than just your human blanket ish"
Him: "Snore noise..."
Her: "Fine, but I hope this results in me being wet from than just your human blanket ish"
Him: "Snore noise..."
by GlazeHer May 12, 2014
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