Balls hitchinski

When you are trying to get a pay rise off your boss

When mike metzki talks to the boss his balls hitchinski

by BOLTZWAGON May 28, 2018

ultimate hitchhiker

when two thumbs enter the anis of you or another person you have been hichchiked.

ol boy was caught on get 69 getting the ultimate hitchhiker

by jay big daddy w June 15, 2018

bloody hitchhiker

It’s when a menstrating woman lays on her side with one leg in the air during sex. Her kneeing partner strattles her lower leg, her upper leg resting on his shoulder, and his thumb in her anus. For the more advanced man he will also rub her bloody clit.

That girl ruined my sheets after asking me to perform the bloody hitchhiker.

by BloodyGinger February 23, 2018

Mr Hatch

Leading the way to success and greatness.

A man who is destined for fortune and fame in the world horse racing game.

STATS DON'T LIE

Mr Hatch has been so successful.

by Stud70 March 7, 2018

zach hochberg

A man who is ugly, fat, and fails 9th grade but somehow pulls the baddest bitch in the club.

Damn I wish I was a Zach hochberg last night.

by Gary Townsend May 15, 2018

allyson hitchon

The best thing to ever happen to anyone who has ever lived. She brightens up the room whenever she walks in, and things get bleak when she is gone. She is smart, funny, a tomboy but is obsessed with makeup, and is the most beautiful, sexy, adorable, and drop dead gorgeous person to ever exist. She has been and always will make people happy. When she smiles, the whole world stops and stares for awhile. If you ever get the chance to call an Allyson Hitchon yours, act upon it. She is amazing in every way, and anyone is lucky to have her in their life.

"Man, i wish Allyson Hichon was my girl!"
"She is so attractive"
Allyson Hitchon is an adorable person

by Insert witty username October 9, 2018

Angry Hitchhiker

When thumb a girls ass like you really need a lift to two states away

When she met me for the date, she had no idea I was an angry hitchhiker

by The International Meatpickle November 20, 2018