gooch twitch

The unexplainable twitch , muscle twinge felt in ones gooch when watching or seeing an act or accident that looks painful.

Man , did you see his leg snap , just had a nasty gooch twitch !

I can't watch those fail videos , every time I see someone smoke their head on the ground my gooch twitches.

by Trickedncrushed May 15, 2016

Gooch Moisture

The moisture that can accumulate on the surface of the gooch, on a humid day

"Dude I total forgot my mustache gel in the car"

"Don't worry dude, whenever I run out I just take my fingers and sculpt my mustache with some gooch moisture"

by the real D! Ya dig?!? October 13, 2016

gooch twist

Gooch twist aka. "the twist pull"
when a man twists a gooch so far that he puts it in the asshole.

I gave a girl a gooch twist and the enjoyed it so much!

by mcblundererbufferson November 21, 2016

Gooch Dribble

The sweat from the ball sack

Go Lick Gooch Dribble

by The Banter Lad January 6, 2017

Gooch Machine

A girl that receives so many gooches that she can make a factory full of them.

She a Gooch Machine

by The Banter Lad January 7, 2017

Gooch Waterfall

When your balls are so sweaty it begins to drip from the Gooch

I have a Gooch waterfall going

by The Banter Lad January 14, 2017

gooch-tingle

The sensorineural impulse experienced after engaging in an arousing; victorious; erotic-disenfranchising; supisciously homoerotic and generally actived at imoportune occasions, rarely know to initiate spontaneous defamation and the ensuing social embarrassment.

Damn Samantha, if I had known I was going to have a gooch-tingle and crap my pants, I would have brought another pair of khakis, Fuck your employee appreciation luncheon.

by DrJUrWay February 1, 2017