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Goober

by dabbirabbid June 18, 2024
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goober juice

When someone does something ridiculous, silly, or dumb, the drink they had immediately before is named responsible for this.
"He tripped over air, that must be goober juice he's got in that bottle."

"Dude, are you on goober juice or something? Your class is downstairs!"
by the simplest dook June 27, 2024
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Goober

A person who is insanely crusty and will absolutely ruin your time by just being an absolute shit stain of a person🍆💦
Person:1 Hey that guy over there is a fucking Goober
Person:2 yeah let’s go beat his ass
by Gabagool<€ July 3, 2024
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Gooder

When you mean something is better but you dont wanna use better, but its usually used by people who have no literacy skills
That sandwich was gooder than that last one I had....
by The Man of the kingdom November 10, 2024
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Gooder

My art is just gooder.
by bobtehgoose December 18, 2024
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Goober Rot

When your husband /boy friend cheats on you and catches a STD and his goober turns black and rots off.
My beloved cheated on me and caught a nasty STD Goober rot and his goober turned black and fell off.
by Mohenny henwell December 23, 2024
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Gooder

Gooder is the word better, but gooder.
Coach: Stop messing around, I know you can do gooder.
Player: Okay.
by therealfrenchfry January 7, 2025
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