Goofball

When a male has syphilis that has spread to the testicular area, resulting in a gooey discharge.

Her: "Hey darlin, wanna do it tonight?"

Him: "Sorry babe, I got the goofball, and I don't wanna infect you"

by Merpiderp January 23, 2017

Straight goofin

(Verb)They were doing some wack shit during sex. Most of the time this is used when straight people are describing homosexuals .

Jac and Deac were straight goofin last night.

by Crackers and cheese October 12, 2018

Goofy Juice

Yet another G Rated way to refer to a man ejaculating.

"I'm Going to squirt Goofy Juice in your Hoohah!" - Patton Ozwald

by Deviddo Petwason August 1, 2006

Goofis

An ugly girl you lose your virginity too.

She wanted it so bad i had to, but dont tell anyone, she was a goofis

Yeah bro i finally got laid for the first time,oh yeah but no high five, she was a goofis.

by james-E December 11, 2011

Goofball

A lil banana head pony that needs to buck up in life because everything is not just shits and giggles.

Goofball did the sloth face for shits and giggles.

by Slothhead February 3, 2010

goofriend

A good friend that can refer to not deterring either a girlfriend or a boyfriend

Never mind how goofy he is with never mind, he's still a goofriend.

by Hercolena Oliver April 7, 2009

gooflyoop

too have anal sex and oral at the same time

basically dick that is so big it goes in ur ass and out your mouth

damnn. your monster cock comes in handy when i want some gooflyoop.

by bahahahah. July 21, 2009