Gym goggles

When u find a dude hot just cus he workin out in the gym. But outside of it u prolly never would hit it.

“You got yo gym goggles on girl.”

by Lillilsyd September 20, 2018

CAPTAIN GOGGLES

An intelligent human women who is captain goggles by day and captain pool by night. She gets her super hero power from eating Bush’s baked beans honey bacon flavor style. She will only save you if she’s near a pool. If you not by a pool just expect to not make it out. Sometimes clicks a pen to try and annoy people even though it doesn’t work.

“Your being such a captain goggles right now”

by SCARFACE September 25, 2018

Guru Goggles

Noun. Guru Goggles are not physical. They are metaphorical, and refer to the way in which people become devoted to a charismatic authority figure (like a guru). It refers to the level of intensity to which people become focused on, or attracted to, a guru, beyond anything else; which relate to spiritual bypassing and pathological altruism. The harder someone is attached to a guru, the stronger, we can say, the prescription of their guru goggles, is.

The prescription of his "guru goggles" is too strong. He can't see that the guy is a really bad. No matter what you say, he won't change his mind.

by psdmccartney September 30, 2018

freshman goggles

Similar to beer goggles. When you are a freshman (in high school or college) and everyone you meet is new and exciting, you think that people (especially of the opposite sex) are attractive, nice and/or interesting when they're actually aggressively mediocre in hindsight. Although this phenomenon is worst in high school freshmen and can actually lead to mistakes that impact the rest of one's high school life, upon acceptance to college the high school senior immediately forgets everything they learned not to do and proceeds to make the same mistakes as a college freshman (although freshman goggles usually fade within a month or two in college, while a high school freshman may wear their goggles for the entire year).

September, high school senior: "Ugh, Rafael is coming back for alumni day this week. I really don't want to see him again."
Emma, high school senior: "I can't believe you actually liked him."
September: "I had freshman goggles. I can't believe I was ever that stupid. By the way, have I told you about Dylan?"
Emma: "No?"
September: "Yeah, I met him online! We both got into the same program at X University. This is him. He's cute, isn't he? We talk like every day and we're making plans to meet up before school starts and..."
Emma: "And the cycle continues."

by QueenZ122699 October 19, 2018

Zoot Goggles

Stupid looking glasses you wear while you're high so it's harder to see your eyes.

Rosie '' Yo did you bring your zoot goggles I wanna smoke tn.''

by gotthismoneyonme September 1, 2019

Eskimo goggles

Dipping both testicles in cum then placing both testicles on each eye, causing a goggle effect. The term Eskimo is in reference to the white of the cum on the recipients eyes.

Try seeing through those thick running eskimo goggles!

by TobuscusSpeedRun May 7, 2020

Corona Goggles

Similar to beer goggles, however its when you have been in lockdown for far too long that you would find anyone attractive. Especially when they are covered up by a face mask.

Am I really attracted to you or is it the corona goggles talking?

by tippycamelbak September 25, 2020