Grandpas camper

A grandpas camper is something a Natalie is always in.

If the campers a rockin don’t go a nockin! Grandpas camper

by I’m funny May 20, 2018

grandmeow

what you call yourself to your children's kittycats

hello my little Grandkitty did you miss Grandmeow? I missed you

by kitt980 October 16, 2020

grandpa beefcake

An older gentleman, usually in their late 50’s or early 60’s. Ripped and dressed in board shorts mostly found around pools in the South Florida area preying on women 20 or 30 years their junior.

Hey! Look at Grandpa Beefcake and his son over there hitting up those spring breakers drunk on hard seltzer at the pool.

by NautilusP July 2, 2022

Ketchup Grandpa

A term used to refer to men that wear stained undershirts and are typically associated with perverse behaviour and interests. Ketchup Grandpas are known for their grunting and licentious propositions.

"Man, Greg is such a Ketchup Grandpa."

by Uncle Fingerz December 14, 2012

moist grandad

This is simply accomplished by taking a woman and having coitus with her in HER grandad's bed.

Kyle: Did you give her a moist grandad?
Austin: Had to.

by Beagleman June 18, 2017

Your grandpa a trap

No insult surpasses this one. It is the ultimate roast.

Brock: ur mom gay lol.
Adam: stfu Your grandpa a trap.

by JJSTUDIOSIZATION May 10, 2018

Ol' Grandads Savory Cumnogg

Place a glass on your bathroom counter. Add dick snot every morning for 20 days. Set outside in the sun, or apply heat slowly until cum has separated. Add nutmeg and half n half slowly while using an immersion blender. Throw a cinnamon stick in and enjoy!!

"Oh! How festive!" She said as she watched her best friend sip and spit her glass of Ol' Grandads Savory Cumnogg on her luscious tits :) :)

by TakeFuck December 11, 2019