Glasgow

City in Scotland, known in Victorian times as the "second city of the Empire". Now a days, it is more known for its ship building (The H.M.S. Diamond was built there) and its population's love of cheap booze, track suits and machetes. For proof of this, see Sauchiehill Street at around 0100 on a Saturday morning.

Typical scene in Glasgow. ~0100 on a Saturday morning.

(Ned 1) - Orright bawbag, the fuck de yeh want?

(Ned 2) - Nuhin, just gee's some Buckie then fuck off, right.

(Ned 3) - Oy, you, gee's a quid or I'll stab yeh.

{Machetes are drawn.}

(Tourist) - Crap, why did we come to Glasgow? Why didn't we go to Aberdeen instead?

by AwkOS V2*72 November 26, 2010

glasgow

a place that god forgot and i wish i could
the only place in britain where you can buy a weeks worth of booze for under a fiver or want to and the only place i can picture someone punching a brning man in the face

you gotta love it tho

"na dont go glasgow you'll get horribly stabbed"
"it'll be fun tho"
"fair point"

by 9990000 April 20, 2009

glass belly button

vision portal for the clueless person

Joe's head is so far up his ass he needs a glass belly button to see.

by everythingzen December 9, 2008

Glass Bottomed Blumpkin

1. Receiving a blowjob, while taking a shit on a crystal toilet.

2. Taking a shit on a girl's face covered with plastic wrap , while receiving a blowjob at the same time.

2. A popular well drink: Tequila, Baileys, Half-&-Half and a chocolate egg served in a glass toilet mug.

Nadine gave good head, while I delivered a steamy, glass-bottomed--blumpkin on her cutesy but defiled, little face.

by Jackie Treehorn March 28, 2004

glass ceiling

A level within the managerial hierarchy beyond which very few women and minorities advance.

Women and minorities have had problems winning promotions to senior management positions due to the glass ceiling.

by gipperee September 11, 2004

glasweigan shower

the act of not having enough time to shower properly, i.e. with soap and water, and therefore resorting to masking one's odour with copious amounts of body spray, deoderant or in extreme cases fabreeze

Drew is a smelly bastard, he came back from work, had a quick glasweigan and then went out again

by Vicky Bailey November 25, 2003

glassofmilk101

This refers to a homosexual sex act. It is when a man ejaculates into a cup then pours it on another man's penis and proceeds to lick it off.

I gave that guy the glassofmilk101 last night.....muy picante

by Ralph Stevenson March 13, 2004