grand masta smoka

one who has smoked enough pot that they have obtained the title of wise man, usually at an early age. this is one stage before a doctor.

kid rock and scrapee are grand masta smokaz

by g funk ninja July 28, 2003

Grand Poo-Bah

Someone with immense ego, and inflated self regard, who can often be found compensating for their small genitalia by driving a BMW or a Mercedes.

There's Larry again, trying to tell everyone what to do and swanning around like he's the Grand Poo-Bah of the whole place

by Hsgxjeo November 6, 2019

Grand Slam

when the turd you're shitting starts touching the water in the toilet bowl, while still attached to your arsehole.

Evrytime i eat Tex-Mex, i get a Grand Slam

by Nicoprofound April 8, 2006

Granda

This is when your grandparent has an unknown gender and or laser vision.

My granda just cut me some food with their laser vision

by Hdfjjrfv September 24, 2017

Grand Rapids Blow Job

A place in Michigan to get great head from some dork named Bill. He loves the cock.

Some dude: I'm taking a trip to Michigan...know any good tings to do

Other dude: Oh yah! get yourself a Grand Rapids Blow Job!

Some dude: ohhh, sounds pleasant ;-)

Other dude: Yah, Bill loves teh cock.

by Bill loves the cock May 19, 2004

grandads spunk

old codgers pearly nozzle mustard (aka) curdled pentioners milk,
or some times reffered to in retirement homes as 'off milk'

there was off milk all over my grandads slippers....

my grandmar loves grandads spunk...

by James Barnsley November 14, 2007

Grand Merissa

The sexual act/position where the girl and the guy arouse eachother for along time just to starve themselves then the guy will stand up and then pick her up. The girl will rest her upper back and head on the bedwhile she finds her way around him. then he can pick her upper body up and lick/pinch/suck her breasts. He will then jump around the room.

Logan: Daaaanm .... i did a grand merissa with her and we had an explosive orgasm!!!"

by Leah bearrr February 17, 2008