football

a sport for fat americans, written by an american

u like football?
No im more of a futbol person actually.

by LEEEEEROYYYYYYY JENKINS October 21, 2020

Football Flynn

When an obese 15 year old smokes some crack and starts believing that they're both gangster and anorexic. Usually results in a Barbie bonfire.

Football Flynn: Ur toes are fat.

by bogosuperelf November 21, 2020

Football dog

A small, kickable dog

I don't like football dogs.

by Hi576 December 3, 2020

Footbally

To be of football or to be the essence of football

(American football)

"Saying fight song instead of theme song seems much more footbally"

by Createroffootbally December 30, 2020

Football

Football= A game played for 90 mins with 22 men which, in the end Bruno Fernandes either assists or scores a goal

It's called football i don't know why American's call it the S word

by Marcus Looth January 1, 2021

Footballholic

Footballholic (adj) : A person who is addicted to football.

Ex: my friend watched 3 football matches today , he is a footballholic.

by Art Ferguson January 17, 2021

Football

Woosers kicking a ball around then kissing eachother

You should not need to use the word football ever again now you know the definition.

by DrAxolotl February 6, 2021