Uncle Fester

That bald old-ass guy from "The Addams Family."

"The Addams Family started,
When Uncle Fester farted,
They all became retarded,
The Addams Family!"

by Jason L. March 2, 2005

festering hatchet wound

An unclean, smelly vagina.

Betsy pulled her pants down and man, it stunk so bad, I knew she had a festering hatchet wound.

by mt1mp August 17, 2007

festooned

to be in a drug induced stupor

Reggie: How you feeling there mate?

Mate (on the floor playing with some fluff): Actually, I'm quite festooned...it's all very salmony...

Reggie: Raas!

by Zig Ziggy Treat Teeth April 16, 2009

Slag festival

A festival of slags. Quite simple really. All you've got to do is find yourself a shitload of crackwhores, cheap hookers and anybody with anal lung cancer and you've got yourselves a slag festival.

Your mom belongs in a slag festival. Entrepreneur

by Sir Bradlor XIII January 16, 2006

Porn festival

Where people come together at a certain time often at a national park to act out there porn dreams. And people watch porn and then copy that. That can last a week or more. How ever long it last.

Are you going to the porn festival?

by Deep blue 2012 March 28, 2010

Rockstar Mayhem Festival

A huge(and awesome tour,annual festival) 08 was its first year The headline bands were Disturbed,Slipknot,Mastadon,Dragonforce while there were many other awesome METAL bands at the Mobile Hot Topic and Jaggermister stages.

Person 1: Dude Rockstar Mayhem Festival was awesome, ill never be the same again
Person 2: Dude you should put this on urban dictionary

by Shinhiko October 3, 2008

Festina

Hot as hell,rock n roll!

Festina ! A great name! :)

by bebe.labello November 30, 2009