Fairchance

Little country town in South-western Pennsylvania. Not many have heard of it. Very socially conservative and VERY religious. You can't go 5 feet without running into a church. Residents are mostly elderly or middle-aged. Not a very gay-friendly place, but nice enough otherwise. People generally have a smile on their face. A good place to raise kids or to retire.

Person 1: Where are you from?
Person 2: Fairchance
Person 1: Where's that?
Person 2: The middle of fucking nowhere.

by TheLesbianBunny November 4, 2012

Fairyflute

A person that takes the fun out of everything and refuses to break the rules.

See that guy he's such a fairyflute.

by Freeze tea August 3, 2017

fairchild wheeler interdistrict multi-magnet campus

A magnet high school in Bridgeport, CT, infamous for a strict dress code including lab coats. Often abbreviated to FCW, students will enroll to the school expecting to leave with scientific knowledge, only to find themselves suffering with long security (and lunch) lines, bad teachers, and strict management.

"Did you hear Johnny got into the Fairchild Wheeler Interdistrict Multi-magnet Campus thing? I hear he's suffering from depression since school started."

by FreddoMcEggo August 20, 2018

Fairydicken

1. is to make a statement of action without following through with said action due to cowardice.
“That guys fairydicken”,
“That arseholes suck a fairydick”

Fairydicken examples

“I’m going to tell the boss to go fuck himself, I’m not doing overtime”
Instead
“Hello sir. haha good joke. Yeah sure I’ll work overtime”.

“I’m gonna punch that fuck right in the face”
Instead
“Hi mate how’s the family? Good to see you again. We should catch up more often”.

by C2 August 25, 2018

Fairfield Lip-Smacker

Sex move where one participant sucks the poop out of another's butthole

My bf gave me a good Fairfield Lip-Smacker last night!

by Drake the bruh blows July 30, 2019

Fairclubbed

When one of your shifty, got-plenty-of-form friends hammers a shot 400 yards down the fairway using clubs he insists haven't been tampered with, but you know damn well he's paid to have them turbo charged. Because he's sneaky like that.

Robbie - "bloody hell! That's gone 400 yards in to the wind?"
Pete - "Yep.....he's absolutely Fairclubbed that one"

by mattlumb May 2, 2020

fairiekawa

LITERALLY ONE OF THE MOST FUNNY ENTERTAINING PEOPLE I HAVE EVER MET I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

person1) hey do you guys follow fairiekawa??

person2) hell yeah

person3) whos fairiekawa?

person1) no

by shardybae March 11, 2021