Little country town in South-western Pennsylvania. Not many have heard of it. Very socially conservative and VERY religious. You can't go 5 feet without running into a church. Residents are mostly elderly or middle-aged. Not a very gay-friendly place, but nice enough otherwise. People generally have a smile on their face. A good place to raise kids or to retire.
Person 1: Where are you from?
Person 2: Fairchance
Person 1: Where's that?
Person 2: The middle of fucking nowhere.