glue factory

A place where horses, dogs, cats, and other pets are made into glue when they die :D

John's dog went to the glue factory (died) yesterday :(

by Midas14 December 16, 2006

spaghetti factory

Italian mom who has shit out about 10 kids...coincidentally all named "Antony"

Look at old lady Moretti, she was a spaghetti factory if I ever saw one.

by Angelo D August 26, 2008

East Lansing Diploma Factory

1. AKA Michigan State University - an 'institution' of
'supposedly' higher learning (for monkees - and
arsonists, I guess).
2. Training ground for future failed middle managers
of dead-ended careers and lives (Super-size it !)
3. Biggest undergraduate rip-off around: herded into class
sizes of 1000+, dormitories akin to Auschwitz, T.A.'s
who don't even know the subject matter; one actually
comes out of this asylum a bigger idiot than upon first
arriving, if that's possible.

After a night of heavy partying on campus and before starting his new job as an assistant lawn cutter, Wally awoke only to find he had inadvertently used his recently received diploma from the East Lansing Diploma Factory as an ass wipe. 'That's okay', he consoled himself, 'besides I can always go into any one of the many bars they have here and look for the toilet paper dispensers in the mens room.' Specifically, Wally was referring to certain dispensers that have printed on them: 'Bachelors Degrees From This Institution. Please Take One.' Hell, take several ! Give them to your friends ! You can never have too many ass wipes at the Ol' ELDF !

by Smarter Than Sparty (But Is That REALLY Worth Bragging About? Who Isn't?) June 15, 2008

Chocolate Factory

1. The arse
2. Where chocolate is made

1. Your chocolate factory is big
2. My 10 year old son is currently reading the book "Charlie and the chocolate factory"

by The G November 21, 2003

cheesecake factory

The only place my sister ever wants to eat at. They specialize in cheesecake obviously, and they also serve regular food.

Ali-"You what im in the mood for?"
Me-"G I dont know"
Ali-"Some cheesecake from the Cheesecake Factory"

by jerryblank May 17, 2005

Turnip Factory

A factory which employs slaves to mass-produce turnips. Several conspiracy theorists believe that the turnip cartels and the gang wars they are involved in are the result of worldwide turnip shortages. If the federal government would legalize turnip factories, it is quite possible that starvation would disappear.

Donkey: It's darker 'an a turnip factory down here!

by Kestutis October 20, 2010

terd factory

Any human wearing a diaper

"You sure are Mommy's little terd factory"
"Gross! Grandma is a walking terd factory!"
"Working as a nurse means cleaning the terd factories"

by Andraya September 9, 2008