flamingoshit

Like "apeshit", or "batshit", except maybe not quite as crazy.

She's gonna go flamingoshit, when she finds out someone ate her pumpkin seeds.

by QueerMeRoar September 14, 2010

Flamingo Cactus

Cactus in the shape of a flamingo; a mix between a flamingo and a cactus, it was a crazy night

Guy 1: Damn look at the flamingo!
Guy 2: No man that's a flamingo cactus , it's a mix between a flamingo and a cactus.

by Camou-man January 17, 2013

flamingo fire

When you tickle the asshole with a feather in the middle of sex and scream flamingo fire in a Mexican accent.

Look Jesus is trying out the flamingo fire. Way to go ese'

by Mic Cheese September 11, 2016

flamingo spaceship

when you smash the pussy so fast and hard the flesh turns into carbon steel.

Bro: Dude you know lex?

Broseph: yeah man! you smashed!

Bro: Dude, her pussy... a flamingo spaceship

by matachula July 9, 2016

Flamingo

A person that is so skinny their legs look like the will break if they trip and fall.

I saw a flock of flamingoes today while shopping. Glad they didn’t trip and break a leg.

by Tally371 November 12, 2017

flamingo cock

When a Mans Dick has a huge irrection for a long period of time

Ashley: Dayum girl see this guy over there
Amanda: Yeah girl I see him
Ashley: I think he had a flamingo cock it’s been like that for 20 minutes
Amanda: Dayum girl

by Daddy Vlone February 25, 2018

Flamingo Witch

A large bird of prey with the head and neck more or less bare of feathers, feeding chiefly on carrion and reputed to gather with others in anticipation of the death of a sick or injured animal or person.

Guy 1: oh no a flamingo witch
Guy 2: that a vulture fuck face

by dumb names for stupid things September 10, 2018