English Shower

When someone goes to use the bathroom to deficate and they turn the shower on full blast to decieve the other people in the house. The steam will then carry the smell throughout the house making it blatently obvious of what occured

I think Suzie just took an english shower..

by Matt70823 December 19, 2014

english women

English women are the craziest of women, they know how to live their life’s to the fullest! All they want in life is fun and happiness. Middle eastern countries often refer to the English as being sluts, however this is far from true. English women are the most loyal and honest people you’ll meet. Unlike the Germans and polish who are the most sluttiest of people. Polish women will sleep with anyone and anywhere just the same as Germans. So if you are wanting a European women please don’t go near the Germans or polish!! Chose an English lady if you want looking after, honesty, loyalty and a great life. An English lady will only do this to someone she truly loves.

An English women can make any man happy!

by seriousanswers May 25, 2018

English Breakfast

1. A hot breakfast, distinct from a continental breakfast, which does not include cooked foods.

2. Sometimes English Breakfast is used as code to describe hot sex in the morning.
3. A booty-call that occurs first thing in the morning.
4. A hard-core gang-bang involving eggs and sausage.

I had a hot English Breakfast with you-know-who this morning. The hotel room had the odor of an English Muffin afterward.

by Chestnut + Hazel April 16, 2019

Rectum Engineer

A faggot may be referred to as a Rectum Engineer.

"Dude, that guys a real faggot."

"Yeah, a real Rectum Engineer."

by MetalliChris January 30, 2007

Thomas The Wank Engine

Famous Train

Thomas The Wank Engine played with his girlfriends Cerys & Lilly in the sandpit

by randomshit123 February 27, 2018

Thomas the tank engine

Thomas the tank engine was originally a book series called the Railway series. Thomas the tank engine was a TV series for kids in 1984. Thomas the tank engine was narrated by Ringo star in the UK dub and in the US dub it was narrated by George Carlin.

Thomas is a little tank engine who lives on the Island of sodor.
He has Four wheels, a Short stumpy funnel, and a short stumpy dome.

He is very Cheeky.
Thomas the tank engine mostly teases Gordon after Gordon finishes his work.
Thomas: *BEEP BEEP* WAKE UP LAZY BONES DO SOME HARD WORK LIKE ME
Gordon: *is shocked*

by aeaeaeeaeaexd April 23, 2021

Software Engineer

Someone with big brains and who works his freaking tail off and is going to be (or has already been) laid off, just to be replaced by some low-life and low-wage counterpart in india, so greedy corporations can increase their margins and offer a crapper service.

IBM announces it creates 1,500 new Software Engineering jobs (but they don't disclose it's in freaking india or china).

by MaxCool February 8, 2004