down to earth girl

a girl that is not hot or attractive in any way. But whose personality is so perfect that it makes it all worthwhile to date her.

Also attracts guidos

Mike Harris' dream girl

Tom: "Hey dude, what's that girl that you finally met like?"

Mike Harris: "Well she's not very hot, but she's a really down to earth girl so I'm gonna keep seeing her."

Tom: "......"

by trichthebitch July 26, 2009

earthisize

to become one with the earth and universal being through the use of psychoactives and their reactions with the human mind and conscience; usually, an activity that's meditative and binding to a certain extent, bringing friends closer together intellectually and even physically in some cases depending on the strength and effect of the substance being used; normally relates to stronger drugs that heighten one's senses and alter their perception of reality, including, but not limited to, ecstasy, magic mushrooms, and lsd

-"Yo, I can't wait for this Friday. I'm gonna earthisize with a bunch of people."
-"Nice. What you earthisizing with?"
-"Ecstasy, my personal favorite."

by christhedumbbum October 23, 2008

earthquake bulletin

When scared little girls spam myspace with bulletins about an earthquake that just occured.

Typical Earthquake Bulletin: OMG OMG OMG! DID U FEEL THAT PPPPPPPL????

by RuB_MyZZteR May 17, 2009

earthquacks

Scientifically questionable medical practitioners who claim to be able to heal earthquake victims with special touching, unproven medicines, etc.

Church of Scientology "volunteer ministers" who claim to be able to heal nervous systems of Haitian earthquake victims by touching them are earthquacks.

by Coyoty January 25, 2010

earthquake parade

Is when someone celebrates like a parade during a small earthquake

haha

person 1: omg obligatory facebook earthquake post

person 2: psh only a 3.1

person 1: way to stomp on my parade, Person 2

Thats earthquake parade

by Mr.Right0987 October 6, 2013

Earth

A polluted planet that is overwhelmed by technology and occasionally has a massive world fight.

Our planet.
The 3rd planet away from the sun.
An inner planet.
In the Goldilocks Zone.

Alien 1 "I heard Earth wanted to get to Mars."
Alien 2 "I can't believe they haven't got to Neptune yet!"

Alien 1 "Yeah, lol!"

Alien 3 "I would hate to see the pollution!"

Alien 1 "They have got many good things though..."

by Love writing July 27, 2016

Earth

Something we are fucking up right now

The human race is fucking up the Earth by overpopulation and pollution.

by Dubiks December 14, 2018