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Internet English

n. A dialect of the English language frequently used on the internet.

The following rules apply when using in Internet English:

-Your: most often used for both the possessive pronoun and the contraction of "you are" while the latter is more prominently used.

-There, Their and They're refer to location, possession, and the contraction of "they are," respectively, however either word can go with either meaning, thus breaking the rules familiar when using proper English.

-Wut: short for "what."

-u: short for "you." "ur" is the possessive pronoun meaning the same as "your."

...and many more rules apply, but I, unfortunately, do not have the time to write down all the rules. If you wish to learn more, find someone who is proficiently fluent in the language to teach you some slang.
The lack of conventions, lack of punctuation, frequent misspellings, and incorrect uses of words' meanings are what characterizes Internet English. This language is used often on social media and text messaging. Websites include YouTube, Facebook and Twitter.
Internet English by Ilisten2Metal December 25, 2015
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Spaking English 

When you say to your friends your not spaking English when your the one that is not
1: Elise your not spaking English
Spaking English by SHERKED March 10, 2017

Armchair english teacher 

Anyone on the internet who overly criticizes you or bitches about a spelling/typing mistake
"Learn how to spell before you talk"

"You're an armchair english teacher shut the fuck up"

An English cup of tea

Derogatory term : A cup of tea or hot beverage offered to a visitor without a biscuit or accompanying snack.
1: The tight sod didn’t even offer us a biscuit!

2: Oh… an English cup of tea?
An English cup of tea by Mozzer December 25, 2022

you're cousin an english muffin 

worse than you're mom gay but not as bad at your dad lesbian, your granny tranny, ur sister a mister or ur grandpap a trap
1: ur mom gay

2: no u
1: you're cousin an english muffin

Bad At English 

Benjamin Imison
Bad At English by Benum June 11, 2018

Jay and Jacob in English 

Down syndrome NEEEEEEE HOOOOOWWWWWWWWW
Jay and jacob in English can be Defined as

Miss: Jay and Jacob you cannot shit on the table
Jay and Jacob: NEEEEEEE HOOOOOOWWWWWWWW