cook the noodle

When you throw a noodle party using microwaveable noodles on a college campus. Originated from a legendary college student.

Rick: We need to cook the noodle!
Mark: What?
Rick: The Noodle!

by MSM Kids December 25, 2013

Chook

Aussie slang for weed,

Eddie: just go and have some chook man

by brock jones November 11, 2014

cook'd

When you've dropped dropped pills and are acting like a fucking spastic cunt with dinner plate eyes.

Chap: How many you had?
Beau: Just 3 bruh
Chap: You're fucking cook'd cunt

by deanino August 1, 2016

cook sesh

When a person and/or people smoke weed

I had the biggest cook sesh with the boys the other day

by Babyjess July 19, 2016

Cook my porkchop

Asking someone to perform oral sex on you.

Hey babe, you think before dinner you could cook my porkchop?

by Anonymore August 28, 2016

Cooked noodle

1. To become physically exhausted after a hard day's work
2. The result of spending too long in a sauna or hot tub

Boy, after an hour in the sauna, I am one cooked noodle!

by CozyRedBear February 21, 2017

Cookcessorize

Culinary vanity pieces that cost immensely more than items that perform the same functions for a fraction of the cost.

Did you see Pascal's new Japanese Denim Apron and Honshu Steel knives? That boy sure knows how to cookcessorize!

by Chefxavier July 6, 2017