Cum Oyster

The gelatinous post-coital discharge of the vagina after unprotected sex that gathers in the undergarments of the recipient female.

I need a bathroom, I just had sex with Randy and I have a huge cum oyster in my panties.

by mmmoyesters19 April 11, 2013

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Cum diaper

A cloth object use to clean up cum dripping out of a girl after a cream pie

i.e. The literal shirt off a guys back, a towel, etc.

"I just shot my load in her, now I need a cum diaper to make sure it doesn't drip out everywhere"

by Cumguzzler96 February 8, 2015

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cum potato

someone who talks about sex and etc. so much that you want to rip their head off.

don: josh is such a cum potato! he is always talking about sex! he practically lives and breathes the shit.

by FunnyTsunny September 26, 2015

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Ear cum

Exactly what you'd expect, a yorkshire person gets confused by a mirror and says come 'ear backwards.

EAR CUM LAD AN I'LL SHOW YOU MY TOOLBOX
Daddy I'm scared...

by Crumpet bucker October 28, 2016

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Cum clean

Can relate to when you being honest about something

“I’ma cum clean it wasn’t me that sent that pic”
Or
“Cum clean that you didn’t just do that”

by TRd Babba March 16, 2019

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A cum slut worshipped for her beauty and innate ability to make worshippers blow massive loads. A deity that needs cock and can suck and fuck unlike a normal bitch. When worshipped strongly enough she will devote her being to being a complete whore for her daddy and his cock.

Megan became Scotty’s cum goddess after he worshiped her whore cunt and overflowed her pussy with his huge loads.

by Pig_owned July 18, 2018

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