crusty

The direct opposite of barsty. A lack of guts, machismo, or BDE.

“What do you think of Jake?”
“Jake? No balls, man is crusty as hell.”

by tequilababy August 5, 2020

Your bread's crusty

An insult used towards a male or female has multiple STI's from their own fault.

I'm not bangin' you, your bread's crusty.

by Doctor Defenition May 31, 2018

Crusty

To be crusty or a crust is to be irrelevant like those useless pieces of bread crusts at the bottom of yur toaster.

Look at Jade,she has no friends, she is so crusty.

by riri kez October 31, 2018

crusty owl neck

A crusty unwashed half mass wiener.

Get your crusty owl neck away from my corn hole, right now!

by Crustyneck December 4, 2020

Crusty

Crusty is an adjective describing how someone is. Crusty: gross, smelly, rarely showers.

David: Hey bro, do you smell that?
John: Yeah.
(Both boys look to the side.)

David: UGH! She is crusty.

by Tough lips June 3, 2016

crusty mustin' bustin'

when having anal sex the females shits herself and letting the poop crust, making the anal musty, when finishing the male finishes on the shit making it thaw and making the penetration soft and warm.

shit yourself, we're having crusty mustin' bustin'

by daddylong licker March 11, 2025

crusty brick

when you ejaculate and don't clean it up and your penis turns crusty

"damn i forgot to clean up my cum and now i have some crusty brick

by LeafyisBeefy7 May 29, 2017