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The leaking of emotional unrest, the feelings displayed by management to a superior subordinate, an extreme release of emotion through vocal and physical action
"Hey why are you eating so much peanut butter?", "The peanut butter and jelly police are all crotch broke about my sandwich again"
"You can't put peanut butter and jelly in the deep fryer!", "Dude's all crotch broke I'm a better cook"
"You can't put peanut butter and jelly in the deep fryer!", "Dude's all crotch broke I'm a better cook"
crotch broke by McGraze August 8, 2020
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Crotch Rocket
A derogatory term for a little shithead. Usually followed up by some Joe six pack hurtling a half empty beer bottle at them. Similar to the terms Fucklet and Rapelet
Doug: *working on his 1969 Pontiac GTO*
Little Shit: "Your car sucks"
DOUG: "STFU YOU LITTLE CROTCH ROCKET" *Chucks a half empty beer bottle at the little shit*
Little Shit: "Your car sucks"
DOUG: "STFU YOU LITTLE CROTCH ROCKET" *Chucks a half empty beer bottle at the little shit*
Crotch Rocket by Dan's Z71 August 23, 2020
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crotch socket by Crotch socket liz September 9, 2020
crotch fluff
When a male purposely adjusts his crotch in order to achieve the maximum amount of profile bulge required to initiate mating rituals with a female.
It’s embarrassing going to the pool with Chad because he keeps crotch fluffing just before he walks up to hot girls sitting at the edge of the pool.
crotch fluff by 8pablodiablo0 December 3, 2020
Crotch Goblin
A tiny goblin who lives in your underwear while you are sleeping. Usually picks and eats the dick cheese from a foreskin. Also wakes up at 3am to eat custard.
Crotch Goblin by Lebo Luke January 3, 2021
Crotch-witch
If a man tells you to make him a "sandwich", imagine him in a three-sum with two women, but if you wanna get in a girl's pants, call her a crotch-witch.
Crotch-witch by Para-nuro-chick January 14, 2021