crapshod

Crapshod is an adjective created from the combination of the words crappy and shoddy, indicating that the object described is especially awful.

This laptop is a crapshod but at least it works.

by L Corvin October 2, 2010

crapshack

where several faves live propping up a bar with their fish

prebooze at crapshack then?

by miffygrl May 27, 2011

crapslap

The act of wipeing your (or someone else's) ass just after a shit and then slaping someone.

guy 1: wow dude did you hear that new justin beiber shit?

guy 2: ya i wish i could crapslap him!

by sexapeal July 6, 2011

crapspeak

To practice the first amendment without foul play. Talk crap about each other and have it be completely harmless.

You could tell that Jenny was going to crapspeak about Tanya because of all the attention she was getting.

by RosieCakeBuns August 6, 2011

Crapsulin

Food that won't kill you today, but if you keep eating it daily, will kill you in the long run.

The opposite of insulin which is intended to keep you alive.

That triple burger with 3 slices of cheese, 6 pieces of bacon,onion rings, dressing,3 eggs and jam is crapsulin.

by Stumbo September 13, 2011

crapsby

The whiny little bitch on any sports team , named after the loudest little bitch in the NHL, sidney crosby.

"did you see that guy take a dive and then go cry on the ref's shoulder?"
"yeah, what a crapsby"

by Explorer1958 June 17, 2013

crapspasm

A crapspasm is when you are dropping yesterdays mexican food into the toilet, and the force gives you a spasm, causing you to repaint your toilet brown.

Should not have gone to taco bell, I got a crapspasm. The janitor will not be happy.

by Manbearpig, the word inventor October 25, 2014