third great-cousin-uncle

Grandparent's male third cousin.

My third great-cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Gtopql November 23, 2019

7.5-tuple-fourth-cousin

7.5-tuple-4C: Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and fifteen great-great-great-grandparents in common.

My 7.5-tuple-fourth-cousin is a good person.

by ABGR June 9, 2021

nick cousins

stupid, dumb and dense

yo you see that guy, he’s like super nick cousins.

by balls in my jaw January 7, 2023

second-cousin-in-law

1- Second-cousin's spouse.
2- Spouse's second-cousin.

second-cousin-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

Canadian Cousin

When you and someone else have both gotten to second base with the same person.

Not to be confused with Eskimo Brother or Eskimo Sisters, in which the two people have had sex with the same person. Or with Minnesotian Twins, in which two people have simply kissed the same person.

Steve: Dude I was making out with Nikki yesterday and she let me put my hand under her shirt.
Evan: No way! I got to second base with her last week.
Steve: Canadian Cousins!
*high five*

by NotAnImposter December 21, 2016

first-cousin-once-removed

1- Grandparent's sibling's child / Parent's first-cousin.
2- Parent's sibling's grandchild / First-cousin's child.

My first-cousin-once-removed is a good person.

by ZJO8738 October 3, 2021

cousin cousins

When inbreeding happened sometime in your recent family history and so now you have overlapping cousins (not 2nd cousins)

"Why my families lived in this county for 120 years. There didn't used to be that many people here, and were full red blooded Americans. Do you know what that means?"
"What?"
"I've got some cousin cousins"

by Obamanation2015 July 7, 2016