condom oven

Condom Oven
noun
(slang)

A term used to describe a specific type of party-hopping, drama-loving girl from Grand Junction, Colorado — often found baking under tanning lamps, riding shotgun in lifted trucks and ricer’s with a different guy ever time, and somehow always dodging accountability like she’s on a varsity team for it. Known for a fiery mix of chaotic energy, glitter-stained selfies, and a suspiciously high tolerance for Four Loko.

Example: Dude, that girl you’re talking to is a fucking condom oven.

by bajabenito August 5, 2025

Condom Sewer

A girl who was formerly called a thot is now called a condom Sewer. As coined on internet famous stlr media... entertainment with no ceilings!!

That girl Candy Cane really gets around she's a total condom Sewer.

by Scamtram January 5, 2018

condom mile

The desperate half-mile sprint a man makes to a local convenience store when he desperately wants sex, has a partner, but isn't willing to risk spawning a crotch goblin. Upon arriving back with condoms, the Condom Mile is complete

Sarah: "Y'know, I was really disappointed I couldn't sleep with Richie at that party last night..."
Jessica: "You should've just had him make the Condom Mile."

by Turtle-Cakes April 5, 2024

condoms

kid nappers during sex

i was using condoms in my ass

by cocksuckalot February 22, 2022

condom race

a specific type of three legged race.

Tommy lost the condom race and was unable to use his third leg for the second leg of the sex triathlon.

by nomorehome October 21, 2008

Condome

To disallow or prevent, also when you mean to write the word, ‘condone’.

We do not condome underage drinking.

by Jackster404 March 3, 2023

fancy condoms

All natural lamb skin to skin intimacy that will shake up your world for a wild night

We're using the fancy condoms tonight.

by Jpeg February 14, 2015