the downfall is coming

A corny phrase someone use when they're about to crash out, an event which will lead to their ultimate demise.

Me: Damn, she just turned down your creepy advances.

Moron: I saw. The downfall is coming.

*Moron gets deleted*

by Ivan Jakinov June 26, 2025

The Fog Is Coming

An internet meme associated with the date March 13, 2026, that a dangerous fog will consume everybody. The fog causes memory loss, confusion, nausea, and paralysis once it has reached you. The fog is coming

CraZy guy: "THE FOG IS COMING THE FOG IS COMING MARCH 13, 2026"

Mom: "Billy keep walking don't look at him"

by undecillion December 1, 2025

Sailor Moon is coming to visit

Sailor Moon is coming to visit is a very family friendly yet unusual euphemism for a teenage girl’s period.

Hey Miss Marianna, Sailor Moon is coming to visit you!

by Snapper2001 December 23, 2025

If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard

Da "parody on da cake-baking saying" remark dat you smilingly say to a cute chick whom you've unexpectedly met somewhere, and you are savoringly pressing her soft warm palms against yer fuzzy cheeks.

I always love joking around about, "If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard" wif pretty girls whom I befriend; said humorous remark always gets da biggest amused giggle-fits outta dem.

by QuacksO October 22, 2023

I used to love to go camping

A very sophisticated way of showing disinterest towards someone confiding something personal to you, and a deliberately poor attempt at relating, by being vague about similarities you can't or won't get into.

It's a direct quote from the character Walter White from Breaking Bad:

Hank has a drink with Walt and goes on a monologue about his old job of tagging trees to be cut down.

Hank says, “Tagging trees is a lot better than chasing monsters”. After a long pause Walt replies, “I used to love to go camping”.

Should only be used on e.g toxic people who traumadump on you, or people who've seen Breaking Bad way too much and will partly be in on the "joke".

Annoying person: So long story short, he kept cheating on me for 5 more years, and after all this mess I'm completely through with dating.

You: Yeah, I used to love to go camping.

by ohmygodit's February 28, 2026

.9.there are some really big changes coming up and because they will take place in areas of your life that can sometimes be challenging you must stay alert at all times. You must also resolve not to let your emotions cloud your thinking.9.

.9.there are some really big changes coming up and because they will take place in areas of your life that can sometimes be challenging you must stay alert at all times. You must also resolve not to let your emotions cloud your thinking.9.

.9.there are some really big changes coming up and because they will take place in areas of your life that can sometimes be challenging you must stay alert at all times. You must also resolve not to let your emotions cloud your thinking.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. October 13, 2025

.....Ready now, my baby coming through we getting faded oh i thought you knew Steady now, don't you fall of the edge Everybody lit the party will never end.....

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.....Ready now, my baby coming through we getting faded oh i thought you knew Steady now, don't you fall of the edge Everybody lit the party will never end.....

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025