College student

Those that not only sell their bodies at night but also their brains by day

College student: "Plebecite, I go to Harvard"

Random Pedestrian: "Must be a tough life huh?"

by ivytrash October 20, 2008

college hibernation week

The first week of summer break in which college students who return home, primarily first-year students, make up for lost sleep.

Person 1: Why isn't he picking up his phone?
Person 2: Calm down, it's college hibernation week.

by FlyingOctopus89 June 5, 2009

Slutty college

a college that will accept anyone

Did you hear Tom and Joe got into Devry so what it is a slutty college.

by the elder scroll November 4, 2009

couch college

online school, all you need is a laptop and some financial aid.

Most universities offer online school. If you don't have a desk, you are in couch college.

by sposdo November 15, 2009

Roanoke College

A college that allows for a complete showcase of the latest Ralph Lauren styles. One need not to have brains, just money. The only thing Urban about Roanoke College is the Multi-Cultural table.

When at Roanoke College the hardest decision I make is, shall I wear the pink polo shirt or the periwinkle one?
At least I know either way my collar will be standing high with pride.

by bustamove April 6, 2005

community college

A place where students actually pay for their education unlike University Students who's parents spend $45,000 a year so they can major in basket weaving. Community colleges are for people who are really career orientated unlike University students who can party all night every week, not study, and pay the professors off to give them a C average. Even though community colleges might lack some social atmosphere, some have plenty of clubs for students interests who can join to meet new people and develop friendships which an alternative to the traditional University fraternity/sorority where people become warped and mind controlled by a sick diabolical satanic frat leaders with no empathy for humanity and who have been groomed to be elitists. 1.5 million students attend community college around the country. Their are many career choices at CC to choose from and you spend a lot less money. Some CC's are even better than some Universities in terms of class size, cost, educational environment, and professors. CC's tend to be even more culturally diverse than Universities because certain Universities only accept rich white kids (waspy) because their families have certain connections and descend from medieval royalty.

"He graduated from community college with an associate degree in Landscaping & Horticulture. He started his own landscaping business and is living well off."

"He graduated from a prestigious University with a engineering degree but can't find a job because all the engineering jobs have been outsourced to China and India. Now he's washing dishes at TGI Friday's trying to make ends meet. The economy sucks."

by IspeakLatin August 10, 2009

Hunter College High School

A very smart school filled with happy students who are no different than students at other schools, just smarter. A selective school that lets students in at seventh grade instead of freshman year of high school, which gets rid of stress on parents, because they don't have to apply their child to high school. It is filled with many students who were unwilling at first, but now love the school. Also, there are around 240 students per grade.

I came to Hunter College High School unwillingly, but now I love it!

by <3HSHC<3 December 19, 2011