cofferette

The practice of accompanying a cup of coffee with a cigarette. Or a cigarette with a coffee. The confluence of fag and brown water and the 5-10 minutes of skiving it enables. In Latin nations this is replaced with the caferillo.

"I'm going out of my mind with stress! Seriously. I'm gonna die! Or kill someone! Or die and THEN kill someone! Help!"

"Calm down young one, have a soothing cofferette..."

by mikegloady December 9, 2008

Coffee Cat

1) A coffee shop in Santa Barbara, CA
2) The cup Mr. Champlin got there
3) The name of the Counter Strike server in our class

Coffee Cat pwns everyone

by MichaelR December 9, 2008

Coffin Dodgem

A mobility scooter, commonly used by the elderly, especially in urban areas.

A scooter ridden by a coffin dodger.

My grandad took a corner too fast in is coffin dodgem and managed to roll it.

by MentalMonkey April 19, 2009

Coffee Cankles

To see Cankles soo big, they resemble coffee cans. They also may be so big they look painful to carry around. Or they may be so big they resemble ass cheeks from the Coffee Cankles up.

EX: "Damn! Look at those Cankles." your friend or coworker say's and you say "No, I think those look more like Coffee Cankles."

by Bullfrog,Iowa April 30, 2010

coffee-mountaindew switcheroo

telling your employer you have to go to the store for coffee witch is an acceptable excuse, and instead purchasing moutaindew

we are all hyped up on mountaindew thanks to the 'ole coffee-mountaindew switcheroo

by dm03514 July 30, 2010

Coffeeable

The term used to describe a girl or a boy that is newly single and can be taken out for a coffee as an initial date as opposed to "just friends"

Hey, that girl in my class broke up with her bf last week. She's finally coffeeable

by Kidah April 21, 2011

Coffee Stained Water

Weak crappy coffee that you typically get at gas stations and fast food places.

John: This Coffee Stained Water sucks ass!

by LoLCoffee July 20, 2011