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Eye Cancer

An imaginary disease in which an attractive person is attracted someone hideously ugly.

Note: Ugly people can have it, as well, but they have to think that they, themselves, are attractive.

Also see "Inverted Eye Cancer."
Guy 1: "Dude, I don't know, man, that girl's kind of cute."

Guy 2: "Bro, that's Lindsey! She looks like a horse! Do you have eye cancer or something?"
by Anno The Sexy May 11, 2013
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Cancer

1. A mutation of DNA in a cell, causing it to never stop reproducing

2. Any form of shitposting a large group, or an expression of accusing a community or group of being weird or obsessive.
1. My grandmother died last year of liver cancer

2. The anime community is so cancerous, I thing I'm dying
by Arakon May 30, 2016
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Social Cancer

Social Cancer is a trend that grows quickly and can, but don't always, remain for a long time. Social Cancers can be cults, events, items, etc.
Some examples are:
Harambe
Fidget Spinners
Kekistani
Literally anything that is pervasive in a culture
Guy: Ugh, Fidget Spinners are such social cancer!
Guy 2: VSHHH
Guy: Noooo!
by ThePurityOfChaos August 5, 2017
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Cancer

Something that you want people to get when they piss you off
Eric punched me in the gut, I hope he gets cancer.
by Mdog324 November 30, 2011
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cancer

another word for cool , tight , bomb and diggitty to its fullest extent.
That guy is so CANCER he gave me tits!!

or

CANCER!!! I got the high score in donkey kong!

Besides the fact that hes got cancer his cool
by CANCER CODY February 22, 2008
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cancer bad

noun:

Proper substitute for the term "baked goods" This is due to the fact that any sweets, through which production involves the process of baking of any sort, causes cancer. Cancer, if you have not been informed, is bad for you. Hence, "cancer bads".

The following are considered (but not limited to) cancer bads:

1. Cakes
2. Cookies
3. Pies

Plural: Cancer bads
"If children don't like to be in a cancer baddy room, they'll leave." When asked by a shareholder about infants, who can't leave a cancer baddy room, Harper stated, "At some point, they begin to crawl."

Carrig, David, "RJR Wins Fight", USA Today: B1, April 18, 1996


"I don't think I'd set money above public health...(but) I have responsibilities to employees, stockholders, to the community generally.. I would say they're all equally important."

Quote from testimony.
Wall Street Journal, March 3, 1998
by izrofel November 11, 2003
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Caner

It's a term for an old person that uses a cane
Hey that old guy over there is a caner
by Caner2003 December 10, 2016
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