candlesnake

Similar to Monkeyshit
Not quite a snake, not quite a candle, but it can be anything and everything in between!
This includes, but is not limited to, verbs, nouns, and mammals

How many candlesnakes are there in the monkeyshit?

by Andrew Reddin April 12, 2005

Chandler

Short, fat, squatty, Ugly, grotesque, annoying girl who is very loud and immature. She must always be the center of attention and if she's not she will do something drastic to maker herself noticed.

Guy 1: hey what up man

Guy 2: what's up bro how you been

Guy 1's GF: babe look at me and talk to me don't talk to him talk to me
Guy 2: dude your girl is a stuck up bitch

Guy 1: no she's just a Chandler

by Chodeylee July 18, 2011

cankled

Bent, stoned, high.

Hey man are youuuu hungryyyy? I'm so cankled.

by Mikey June 4, 2003

cankle

The incorrect spelling of kankle.

That girl is so fat she has cankles!

by Tom Fink July 26, 2007

candlelit penetration

a scrumpet's favorite thing, where during intercourse in a candlelit room, a man penetrates the vagina while wiping the remains of his dirty toilet paper along the clit.

Man: Let's go back to my place and have some candlelit penetration.
Girl: Ew, you're nasty!

by penisesarebeautiful May 22, 2011

Candlenuts

When a girl performing fellatio leads the lucky man to think she will swallow like a champ, but at the moment before mangasm wimps out, and simply holds the shaft while watching the fireworks.

The man is left with his man-batter dripping from the tip down onto his balls; resembling the pattern of a burning candle's melted wax.

-I thought this hoodrat would swallow my pump-spunk, but she wasn't in-it to win-it and I was left with a case of candlenuts.

by Mav23 June 5, 2011

Candlestand

A body position forming a 'c' shape, with the person laying on their back with their legs and butt hanging over their head.

The priest was shocked to find his daughter mid-candlestand during mass.

by The Prophet Mohammed June 6, 2014