blow your load

to have spent, peaked, or exhausted yourself or a situation, as if ejaculating (busting a nut)

In other words, to burn yourself out, overdo it, or jump the shark

I blew my load f*ckin' with that New Year's party, I ain't tryna do nann the rest of the week but sleep!

B*tch, you too broke to pay rent because you decided to blow your load shoppin' for sh*t you don't need!

by Kuahmel January 22, 2009

Blowed

A way to say you're upset about something. Almost like you wanted to have sex but you got denied. Also when you get ignored or stood up you would be blown or blowed.

Dude I gotta write a paper. I am soo blowed.

by Austin Vaught November 5, 2010

blow pops (sex act)

The act of having your dick sucked in such a manner that the person sucking you dick inserts it entirely into their mouth and throat, slowly drags it out (sucking on it firmly all the while) then pulls the head out of their mouth as they continue to suck firmly on it, producing a loud popping sound.

"My girl gave me blow pops (sex act) last night, it was fucking amazing. Blew a huge load all over her face."

by Doomus May 22, 2016

Lorena Bobbit Blow Job

The vengeful act of performing oral sex on a man... and then biting his dick off.

Giving a Lorena Bobbit blow job is like high-fiving Lorena herself. Hell yeah, girl. Cheaters gon' cheat.

"Did you hear about what Jesse James did to Sandra Bullock?"

"Yeah! That asshole deserves a nice, wet, sloppy Lorena Bobbit blow job."

by Kristentacle March 15, 2011

Blow Boat People

Verb: The act of inserted wet hard boners into your mouth.

Matthes you blow boat people at nhl 11!

My friend blows boat people faaa days!

by Jason Effertz July 14, 2011

blow the lid off

Change your unsatisfactory situation in a grand way.. suddenly perhaps. Making your life much better.

They made me so angry, I had to blow the lid off !!

by urban_doll January 16, 2015

blow some carbon off the valves

When one finally has sex after an extended period of abstinence. Sexual intercourse is compared to starting an engine that has been sitting for a while and has accumulated excessive carbon deposits in its inner workings.

Dude, the last time I got laid was during the Cretaceous Period, I've gotta blow some carbon off the valves .

by Spency McGee September 20, 2017