Brandon

Being a badass and not giving a fuck about being badass.

Brandon: I just got the world-record time for a track in The Crew 2
Me: Just pullin' a Brandon over there, are ya?

by MewForce January 30, 2023

Brandon

Brandon! An astonishing guy that you will fall in love with guy or girl. Into lightskins majority of the time. Can do a lot for his height, strong fingers. If you run into a Brandon make sure you do the most (only girls)

Brandon is so hot and needs sum brains rn⁉️

by Imrllyheem29 February 11, 2023

Brandon

A sporty, dumb guy who everyone was in love with at some point. Sometimes he's funny, he hangs around the weirdest people and has nicknames for almost everyone. Overall, he's stupid.

"Hey, did that guy just carve his girlfriends initial onto his hand!?"
"Yep, that's Brandon."

by men_hot. March 15, 2023

Brandon

A major bully

Brandon bullies his girlfriend everyday!

by Catinthehat April 14, 2023

BRANDON

A bitch ass nigga who gets no hoes AT ALL dude stupid as hell in real life man fr

That nigga is such a BRANDON

by Realest_nigga April 19, 2023

Brandon

The opposite of a "yes, and," a Brandon is a "No, Fuck you!" and adds absolutely nothing to the scene you're in whatsoever.

Keith: "Hello father, how was work today?" Brandon: "I'm not your dad, l'm your unemployed sister in law! Time for my catchphrase!"

by Theno2show May 8, 2023

brandon

the anal guy

brandon LOVES anal and makes all the gals happy with his giant dick

i really wish my boyfriend was like brandon

by edwardo the tickler May 30, 2023