boner salad

a festive of international cock

Chloe enjoys a frequent boner salad

by A&V June 14, 2008

semi-boner

When ones penis is no longer erect, possibly either after blowing ones load, or just losing an erection. A semi-boner is often used for playfully slapping ones friends in the face while they sleep for a hilariously good time.

To try and piss my friend off, I got a semi-boner and helicoptered it around in his face.

by BLICK12 May 4, 2006

Nipple Boner

When your nipples become hard and stick out.

Tom "He i can see her nipples through her shirt."

Jim "Ya, she has a nipple boner."

by jimbo4444 July 25, 2012

Boner Poison

A substance, image, situation, or thought that destroys an otherwise steadfast boner.

Man, I was messing around with this girl the other night, and for some reason, I thought of the time I saw these two bums fucking in a dumpster and the Boner Poison hit...

by CEGB December 22, 2009

boner baily

Regular looking guy with an extrodinarily large penis.

Girl A: Josh is a total Boner Baily!
GirldB: Really? I wouldn't expect that.

by muteaid November 28, 2003

Vagina Boner

Noun -an enlarged and rigid state of the vagina, typically in female sexual excitement.

"Lydia had a vagina boner when checking out Flush Studios.com"

by Saucy_Jack June 24, 2009

boner-on-the-spot hot

A girl that is so hot you get a boner the second you see her

Damn, did you see that girl Candy, she's boner-on-the-spot hot.

by skipn1 June 9, 2005