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Birthday

Every time it’s your birthday you get one year closer to death. People celebrate that your getting closer to dying and give you presents for it.
Happy Birthday Michelle ! Your turning 87!
by Maria_mashy May 20, 2018
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Bombay Birthmarks

The large pinkish-red blotches, present just above the knees of a short-wearing person, immediately after exiting the "crapperie", after a night of over-exuberance at the Akash Balti House.
"Sporting a nasty pair of Bombay Birthmarks there Tony".
"Yes, I know, that Jalfresi Extra Hot I had last night has gone right through me like rusty water"
by woty July 30, 2008
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Ass Birthing

Ass Birthing is a very strange fetish that involves a person holding in their shit for an extended period of time; sometimes for weeks or months at a time. Once the individual has decided that they are ready to "give ass birth", they attempt to push out all of the backed up fecal matter that has built up in their colon during the "hold it in" stage.

Ass birthing is very painful and is also terrible for your body. If the individual holds it in too long, it can be almost impossible to "shit it out", and at this point, the individual will need medical attention to remove the shit from their body. The ass birthing process is extremely painful, and usually causes anal hemorrhaging, and a horrible anal prolapse.

Ass birthers are extreemly masochistic, and usually end up inflicting life threatening harm on their bodies.
"Hey man, are you okay? You look like you are in a lot of pain?" - "Yeah, I'm fine, just in a lot of pain. Going through my second ass birthing, and it is constant pain. Going to try to make it 3 months this time before shitting!"

"Wow there is a lot of screaming coming from that bathroom!" - "Yeah, the moron is giving ass birth."

"I always wanted to go through the process of giving birth, but I'm a man; so I am an ass birth enthusiast."
by aldougy February 26, 2014
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bricked at birth

either extremely ugly or extremely stupid due to being repeatedly smacked in the head with a brick upon birth.
Bricked at birth (ugly)

Despite applying her make up with a trowel, lady ga ga is so ugly she looks as though she was bricked at birth.

Bricked at birth (stupid)

OMFG Jessica Simpson from newlyweds is so stupid i swear she was bricked at birth.
by Darth Aza January 2, 2010
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Charles Darwin's birthday

February 12th. The day that people who know that the theory of evolution is a fact celebrate and work to educate people about evolution and to fight creationism which is a false and harmful view of the world. To believe in creationism is similar to believing that the world is flat.
lets celebrate Charles Darwin's birthday.
by Deep blue 2012 March 17, 2010
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Keaton's Birthday

Whenever the weather is gloomy, windy and possibly even a rainy. This weather is called Keaton's birthday. All things to do with bright and happiness are not aloud on this day.
Person 1: Look at the fucking weather
Person 2: Keaton's birthday obviously
Person 1: OMG I feel depressed already
by RealAmericanNinja October 26, 2011
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birthaversary

A misspelled concatenation of "birthday" and "anniversary", primarily used by illiterate slobs.
Happy Birthaversary to my sweet BFF!
by GrammerCat January 9, 2009
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